Okay, so. First thing’s first? You call me Eugene, we’re done. It’s Flynn, short for Flynnigan, and that’s all you need to know about me.
Oh and also? I’m adopted. Kind of. It’s a really long story that I didn’t actually find out about until recently. So apparently I’m a Prince. My bio parents were the King and Queen of the Dark Kingdom (super hardcore, I know) and in an effort to save me when this evil opal was going to kill us all, they sent everyone in the kingdom away and I ended up in an orphanage with no clue about anything. I grew up thinking my parents were these super great adventurers and wanted to be just like them, so finding out they were defeated by like... jewelry? Not the coolest. Also they named me Horace... apparently trying to set me up for a career in dalmation kidnapping, but that’s not the point.
The point is that I was REBORN! Flynnigan Rider, master thief and adventurer! The Kingdom of Corona had no idea what they were in for! I pilfered, I smoldered and I used my wit and dashing good looks to stay healthy and fed, all while I looked for that perfect score so I could leave the thug life for good and settle down in my own castle.
I dream big, folks.
So yeah. Hatched this amazing plan to steal a crown from the castle, ended up finding the lost princess and saved her from her evil kidnapper (SUP PUNZ?!) and reunited her with her parents. Could’ve had my happily ever after right then and there, but come on. I was like... eighteen and Rapunzel, gorgeous as she was, had lived in a tower all her life and talked to lizards for fun. Not something I wanted to sign up for forever with, you know?
Don’t get me wrong, I’ve got nothing but love for Z, but she’s gotta do her own thing for a while and not just try to settle down. Especially not with me, I’m not ready to be a baby daddy or anything, I’m trying to do ME.
That’s why I’m at DisU. Grabbed my boy Maximus (he’s a horse, but he’s a homie, you’ll figure it out) and enrolled, so I’ve been doing my thing here since then. I play baseball and am working on being a better person so when the Princess eventually takes me back, I’ll be a good match for her.
Also don’t tell anyone I’m a prince too, kay? Bet.