#flys suck

[california-sunshine666]

I would put my fist through my laptop with out second thought if i meant i killed a fruit fly in the process. Go hard or go home.

[eren-jaeger-the-pokemon-master]

I just got back from a recent trip to Portugal and thought you guys may like to hear about it...

1. A fly suicide bombed into my ear.

2. Segways are the best thing to ever be created by man kind.

3. I burnt my eye with a chili pepper... (It's okay though because the entire     side of my face was irritated and I looked like Prince Zuko.)

4. I went to an aquarium then ate fish for lunch afterwards. (Does that             make me a bad person?)

5. There was a constant rave on the floor above my bed in the apartment I     stayed in.

6. An old lady touched my butt... No joke grasped it and everything.

7. I was nearly hit by a bus.

8. I saw a man completely covered in tin foil walking around in the streets,     no skin was showing... I don't know how he didn't walk into shit. 

If you want me to go more in depth about any of these occurrences message me and I gladly will.  

         I hope this brightened your day,  

                                                  Ethan

[sexycurlyheadedfuck]

THIS FLY OMFG

THERE IS A FLY FLYING AROUND MY FUCKING LIVING ROOM I'M ABOUT TO BUST A CAP IN SOMEONES ASS

LISTEN FLY U LIL SHIT, THAT BUZZING NOISE IS DRIVING ME UP THE WALL REMOVE YO ASS FROM THE PREMISES AND WTF IT'S WINTER IN CANADA WHERE IN HOLY HELL DID YOU COME FROM I