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Age of reenchantment

“Credere, nihil aliud est, quam cum assensione cogitare.”

I have no idea what that means, I don’t speak Latin, but it does set the mood for some deep religious reading, doesn’t it? Anyway, now the mood’s set, let me just say that I’ve been doing a lot of thinking these past few years. Ever since my supernatural encounter on Mount Matterhorn, I have become obsessed with the subject of holy apparitions. Especially those in the great land of Toblerone, where I had my very own. Without any of you knowing, I have returned there and lived a scholar monk’s life. Studied history books, codexes, YouTube, and scriptures, all from the seclusion of an age-old abandoned hermit's cave. Today I return to you, and with me I bring...

The Truth.

To get to the truth, I shall start with a little background information to support my findings. See, what I found was that in the great and sacred land of Toblerone, there have been as much as eight Marian apparitions reported over the last hundred years! With only the last officially established as not supernatural. This means there are still a whopping seven could-be-real sightings of the Virgin Mary, there, where the Holy Triangle of Chocolate originated. 

Regarding these seven sightings, the Catholic church remains ‘undecided’ whether they are anecdotal truths, or the mere figment of supposedly good-natured imagination. Herein it is important to mention that when it comes to the church's approval of any apparition's supernatural character, the verdict 'no decision' bears far more significance than a 'negative decision'.

So, done deal:

Seven sightings of the Virgin Mary since the year 1917.

Bearing that in mind my mere single sighting of the Virgin Miley at the top of mount Matterhorn seems miserly in comparison. However, I somewhat recently found out there was a second apparition. 

They were exciting times, indeed. 

It happened in Luzern, a city dead center in the great and utmost sacred land of Toblerone, situated between the mountains Pilatus (I kid you not) and Rigi (also known as Queen of the Mountains; believe me, I couldn't make this shit up). There, the Virgin Miley appeared in 2014.

Virgin Mary, 7 - Virgin Miley 2.

Now this is where it gets interesting. 

Where the Virgin Mary's sightings mustered a whopping seven verdicts of 'undecided' from the Catholic church, and let me remind you, that bears far more significance than a 'negative decision', this admirable fact cannot top the reality that there is actual footage of the second Virgin Miley sighting in Luzern. 

That's right. In this mind-boggling modern age of back-to-back technological advancements, the Chaste One; bringer of a brand new age of enchantment, has been recorded live on camera. You can even look it up in the sacred archives, or Youtube, it was at something called 'Bangerz Tour'... which of course is an anagram for 'Tau Brr Zen Go'. Which is a lovely little wink the Virgin Miley did to our encounter on Mount Matterhorn.

Allow me to explain.

Tau, in the Hebrew alphabet, is the last letter and represented the fulfilment of the entire revealed work of God. So obviously The Chaste One is hinting at the fact that our encounter left her fulfilled. Whether in this she means gratified or quite literally filled up I cannot comment on. I sent a registered letter to the Vatican, imploring clarification considering the question, but I never got an answer back. To my knowledge this means their verdict is 'undecided'. Tau was also the seventh letter of the ancient Greek alphabet, and used as a symbol for life or resurrection. Which of course is a nod at her bringing me back from the brink of death.

Combined with 'Brr Zen Go', the anagram of 'Bangerz Tour' is the shortest imaginable summary of the story I have already told you. The Divines, of course, waste no time and speak in the language of the universe. More than often this regards symbolism in dreams, suddenly sparked epiphanies, or the echoes of softly sung cherubim songs within the quietude of 3 A.M. However, in this case, an anagram so crudely plain in sight it has evidently been overlooked for all those years.

I praise The Chaste One, Queen of Toblerone.

She did it all for me.

She did it all for me because none of you believed my anecdotal narrative. It was dubbed fiction, or, even worse, comedy! Some even dared to cast it aside as a madman's rambling. And so you have hurt me. You have hurt me, and I turned quiet. Solitary. A castaway with little left to live for but his holy chocolately and Virgin Queen instilled faith. A faith, rewarded. 

For today I return from the solemn grim of my hermit's cave of dejection, with renewed faith and vigour. Here I am, see, with indisputable proof, to write to you all, accursed non-believers and Miley deniers:

"Ha! Told ya."

--- 12-12-2020, M.A. Tempels ©

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