#fml?

[discocandles]

For a second I thought my cousins shirt was a death note shirt with light yagami on it. It was Taylor swift

[thatclimbergirl]

Every time I find a foundation that relatively matches my weird skin color, they immediately discontinue the shade lol like this has happened to me 3 times now

[buggyhuman]

I was never one for celebrating my birthday, just ignore it, it's a day like any other

But this year, I like it even less. Why?

My birthday is on 6/7...

[samormia]

I love being a girl but the second i see a cool alt teenage boy i die of envy :/

[bizee]

did a leeeetle bit of research and uh.. pilates doesn't help w weight loss apparently.

[b1tchcup]

Smacked a roach off the wall w my slipper but it fell and now I can’t find its corpse😕

[freshbreath]

I just set off the smoke alarm at 4am by baking a plastic tray 🤸‍♂️

[pervertcorpse]

not the sudden wave of sadness and endless emptiness coming backand hitting me hard all of a sudden