#half a shitpost

[stupidbitchmeowmeowchilton]

I have literally felt the exact vibe of this

I took my meds, but I'm still a smidge sentimental and sad and feelings, but I'm also laughing cause like

I understand why you're making this face. It's still funny to see it on Mr. Bastard Doctor Man though.

[biospheresharkie]

Franco Barbi (+ Mother Gooseberry cameo)

Bro I can't contain myself anymore actually, I'm gonna explode

I'm actually obsessed with this weird lil baby man. Like I can't stop thinking about him, I can't stop NOT thinking about him, I can't stop watching videos of him, can't stop looking at fanart— ever since I saw a psychology analysis on him on YouTube I got back into the Outlast trials fandom and HHHOLY FREAK I'm actually obsessed.

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These were some of my first attempts to drawing Franco. I've never drawn him before that first piece that makes him look scrungly cause it was made with a reference.

Then I drew a bunch of headshots, both seriously and shitpost-ly. It's real funny drawing him blankly staring off, eyes in two directions...

And I keep forgetting he has stitches but shhhhhhhhhh it's fine

Honestly I love Franco so much, like I started loving him out of the blue and it's scary. Like as soon as I'm finished watching the psychology video my brain went "Lmao new fixation let's GOOOOO" and like um like yeah

Oh and I also decided to draw Mother Gooseberry for the first time!

The first image was from from a vague memory with a reference, I made her a lil more stylized instead of going for accuracy.

Honestly I love how she looks, she's honestly such a great Prime asset and I love her deranged personality disorders and her pretty skirt and her male pattern baldness and her crazy ass puppet. I love her so mmmuuuuch

And then with the second image I wanted to draw her whole body including Dr Futterman, then I got inspired to draw my favorite images and write one of my (many) favorite quotes from Franco.

he's such a lunatic I love him

here's some more images. The first one I made cause it was funny, the second one was the inspo for the quoted one, and the third one was the image I send to my friend when I asked "wanna see my new fixation?" And they made the mistake of saying "yes"

Franco's amazing, but I'm also excited for seeing Liliya as a new Prime asset (just saw the trailer literally yesterday, she looks AMAZING), and I just love the Outlast trials all together, especially the prime assets. Like they're my favorite things out of the game except for the lore and Easterman and shit-

but like-

Franco Barbi

My Shayla:>>>>

Anyways hope u enjoyed, more to come DEFINITELY!!

[reach-one-moment]

Preworkout thoughts incoming

Without getting into my whole complex theory of what qualities I think men and women would prefer other people to find attractive about themselves — my preferences may be atypical

I’m still cracking up about people getting so bent out of shape about Taylor Swift doing interviews where she’s like, giggling about how much of an oaf Travis Kelce is. “Oh no, how terrible for your partner to think you’re dumb, or patronize you, etc”

all I can say is, if I was dating a famous and beautiful woman, and she went out and wrote a song all like “yeah, my fiancé has a giant and wonderful cock and it makes me tingly” she could call me stupid on TV if she felt like it. I’d let her call me stupid to my face, tbh. I’ve never taken much pride in my intelligence one way or the other, even if I was a good student. But open bragging about my many macho qualities and sexual prowess?

Yeah, I think I’d put up with a lot for that.

Also gotta go take some cooking classes, cuz god knows I’m not making a pivot into finance and prosperity with my work ethic and mental function.

[atlaslovesamnesia]

uncolored ver and colored ver without red letters;

also based off photo of WW1 German soldiers here's the reference photo, I found it and immediately just had to draw augustin and henri like that (tho I dunno if it fits henri or augustin more to be the one leaning on the chest but whatever);

[captainlordauditor]

What’s the opposite of getting a neon buzz cut. I need to signal that I’m progressive but I fucking hate anarchists.

[scleroticstatue]

My chest aches.

Not for you. It's my intercostals. They've been unhappy ever since I chicken danced too hard.

[fairestmusesofthemall]

Gosh, is imagination really all that powerful?

[hermitw]

U guys think Toji listened to divorced dad music?

Did Toji listen to divorced dad music?

yes, but as a joke

yes, unironically

no, fuck off

secret fourth answer

Voting ended onJul 5, 2024