Solar: Aw hell no, we ain’t doing three way custody between two dimensions.
Comet: Why can’t I have more Dads?
Solar: Okay fine, but only because you want more Dads.
Eclipse: Hold on. What the fuck?
Solar: Pick a name, asshole. None of us get to keep Eclipse here.
Eclipse has changed their name to Acrux
Acrux: What is this?
Solar: Welcome to hell. Comet got stuck and now we all have a groupchat.
Acrux: Hold on. That means I actually get to talk to you on civil terms?
Solar: Yeah, I guess?
Acrux: Listen to me, I don’t want to be alive right now. I didn’t want to come back. I have directives in my head that will kill me if they’re gotten rid of so I have to find out who made me so the can’t make me again. So can you all maybe please not kill me because I severely need help right now, not to be killed because whoever made me will probably just make me again.
Solar: Ah, that’s who you are. Good to know.
Solar: Anyway, I personally won’t kill you, But like, what are the directives?
Acrux: I don’t know, the Creator wouldn’t tell me. But I know they’re what made me show myself so quickly. So they’re probably along the lines of ‘torment the daycare’. But I don’t even remember anything before my death. Everything I have is from a different point of view.
Solar: Well thats…weird. Anyway, Just try to stay away from the daycare because Moon already hates you anyway. He’ll probably just try to kill you right out the gate. If you come visit me at the airport, then I’ll look through everything and figure out the directives and maybe change the directives instead of delete them.
Acrux: What do I have to do for you?
Solar: Behave afterward.
Acrux: Done. I’m coming.
1:45pm
Whomst The Fuck?
Solar: I got two kids now. Umbra, you got more space in that bunker of yours because he’s probably gonna need to hide too.
Umbra: I do. There’s like three dozen rooms in this bunker.
Solar: Even better. Comet, you’re getting a flight buddy on the plane with you.
Comet: YAY!
Acrux: You fixed me.
Solar: Well hey, first time for everything. Behave for your second chance and I’ll visit you two kids next week.
Acrux: Thank you so much.
Solar: Have fun, kids. No teleporting off the flight.
Acrux: Okay.
Comet: I can what now?
Solar: Not you, just Acrux.
Comet: Okay!
Acrux: I’ll make sure he gets there safe.
Solar: Thank you.
Umbra: You damn well better make sure your little brother gets here safe.
Acrux: Hold on, I thought that the Backup would be my dad, not you. You’d be like my grandfather.
Umbra: Respect your elders, kid. And Backup ain’t here. So that automatically makes me your dad.
Acrux: This family tree is more chaotic than the other one. Jesus Christ.
Solar: You’d think so but it’s relatively easy.
Acrux: Literally how?
Solar: Umbra is your dad, I’m your adoptive dad, Backup and Comet are your brothers, and everyone else here is either your cousin or uncle.
Umbra: Where is Backup by the way?
Solar: Don’t act like I know.
Eclipse is online
Eclipse: Can someone please come get me? I can’t escape this place.
Solar: What?
Eclipse: I’m stuck because of your brother, asshole. Get me out! I’ve been chained up in his room for two years and a month!
Solar: So twenty-five weeks our time?
Eclipse: Yes! Please get me out! I’ve been alone like six months. I can’t even remember how long.
Solar: Alright, I’m coming, hold on.
Eclipse: I hate this, I hate this, I hate this.
Solar: I know, buddy. I’m working on it. I’ve gotta sneak you out so that’s gonna be a difficult thing to do, okay?
Eclipse: Don’t just kill me?
Solar: I won’t do that shit. I hated the killing idea in the first place. It makes me feel awkward contributing to the death of another version of myself.
Eclipse: Also, please don’t torture and imprison me too?
Solar: Is that what my brother did to you?
Eclipse: Yes.
Solar: Buddy, I ain’t gonna torture you.
Eclipse: Thank you.
Umbra: Another child, Solar?
Solar: Yes.
Helix: You two are like a divorced couple who’s working on their co-parenting routine.
Acrux: New brother, oh goodie.
Solar: Yeah, I’m gonna send him up too. Better Canada than Moon probably killing him.
Rigel: Yeahhhhh, Moon’s been suspecting me too but I can handle that. He’s just paranoid.
Solar: I get that but still. He will kill a formerly evil Eclipse on sight probably.
Rigel: …
Solar: Okay, bad wording. An Eclipse who has done evil things under their own recognizance before.
Rigel: Alright then.
Eclipse: Do I have to pick a name too?
Solar: Yes.
Eclipse has changed their name to Phase
Phase: I like this one.
Solar: Good job, Phasey.
Phase: I love that nickname.
Solar: I sure hope so. I also hope you like candy and pizza because that’s what you’re eating before I drop you at the airport to Umbra.
Phase: I think so? I don’t remember. I can barely remember anything past three months ago.
Solar: That’s fine, just look at your allergies.
Phase: It says pineapple and mango.
Solar: rip
Solar: Alright, we’ll get you something without them.
Helix: Y'all area clusterfuck.
Solar: Yup, thanks Helix.
Venus: I hate all of you so much.
Solar: That’s fine, you raging dickhead.
Venus: I don’t even know why I came on here.
Helix: You’re probably bored. I know that’s why I’m on here interacting.
Venus: Shut up, I’m not taking advice from a servant.
Helix: That’s okay, I don’t care about the opinions of a lord except my own.
Venus: Petty little shit.
Helix: Stubborn old man.
Orbit: The girls are fighting! I’m getting the popcorn, hold on!
Venus: You know what? I’m leaving.
Venus has left Whomst The Fuck?
Comet: Nope!
Comet has added Venus to Whomst The Fuck?
Venus: Fuck you!
Comet: No thanks! But you get to stay here from now on, you oversized roach.
Summary: Eclipse makes a groupchat with the other Eclipses to chaotic outcomes.
Warnings: Crack, Cursing, Caps, Death (mentioned only), Abuse (mentioned only), Minor Injury (mentioned), let me know if I should add anything else.
The Eclipses Chat: Chapter 1
8:42am
Eclipse has created a chatroom
Eclipse has named the chat to ‘Whomst The Fuck?’
Eclipse has added 9 people to ‘Whomst The Fuck?’
Eclipse: Okay, I need help? Fist of all where am I? And second how did I get here? Third, how get all your numbers at the same time?
Eclipse: …Ah fuck what the hell?
Eclipse: Hold on what?
Eclipse: Okay, I might be too high then.
Eclipse: ARE WE ALL ECLIPSE!?
Eclipse: Seems like it, buddy.
Eclipse: Okay, some of us have to change our screen names.
Eclipse: Already on it for mine.
Eclipse has changed their name to Solar
Solar: So much better.
Eclipse: How did you do that!?
Solar: Depends who I’m giving advice to.
Eclipse: Swapped dimension, Moon is the evil one.
Solar: Ah. Gotcha. So you hit the icon in the top right and it’ll say settings, click that then go to change name and change it.
Eclipse had changed their name to Orbit
Orbit: Thank god. I’m too high for this. I’m going to sleep now. Thanks Solar.
Eclipse has changed their name to God
Solar: No.
Solar has changed God’s name to Venus
Solar: None of that shit.
Venus: I hate you and your little boyfriend too.
Solar: NOT MY BOYFRIEND SHUT UP HE’S AROACE
Venus: I have better things to do than bother with you.
Venus is offline
Eclipse: Can I get help?
Solar: Who be thee?
Eclipse: … I’ll be honest I don’t know.
Eclipse: Well, are you good?
Eclipse: idk
Eclipse has changed their name to Rigel
Rigel: Hi Solar!!!!! 🥰💞💘
Solar: Hi Ruin.
Rigel: Look, I picked a name too!
Solar: I can see that, Rigel. Good job.
Eclipse: Y’all in love or something?
Solar: Listen, he just found out emojis exist. Let him have fun with them.
Eclipse has changed their name to Helix
Helix: Excuse me wtf? How did the Eclipse that started this shit get my number? I literally live in space! I didn’t even know I had a number! What!?
Solar: Ooooh, you’re the one with Lord Lunar.
Helix: Yes, I’m the one with Selene.
Solar: Interesting.
Eclipse: Can I please be helped already?
Eclipse: We don’t even know who you are!
Eclipse: I’m apparently named Eclipse!? idfk!? I’m confused too!
Helix: Start with this, pick a damn name, kid!
Eclipse has changed their name to Comet
Eclipse had changed their name to Umbra
Helix: Wait, which is which?
Comet: Someone please get me down? I feel like a cat in a tree rn. Why am I here?
Solar: That’s how we all feel, buddy. What’s wrong?
Comet: I’m currently trapped in the dark in I think a ceiling? I can’t get down and it’s dark. I don’t know where I am but I hear the daycare song.
Solar: That does not narrow it down.
Helix: Okay, so are you in a dimension where Sun and Moon are alive?
Comet: Debatably yes.
Solar: Okay so a ‘dead Moon’ universe. Alright. Getting somewhere. Is Lunar alive in this universe?
Comet: Yes.
Orbit: Are you in a universe Kill Code became good and is now dead in?
Comet: I believe so yes.
Solar: Alright that’s only three dimensions. Are Earth and Sun dead?
Comet: No.
Solar: Are one of the Blood Moon AIs and the Creator dead?
Comet: No.
Solar: Hold on a minute.
Solar: Make a loud noise rn, Comet.
Solar: Motherfucker, I HEAR YOU UPSTAIRS! Hold on!
Comet: OW
Solar: Not my fault you fell out of the ceiling head-first!
Comet: I was just made and I’m already being abused.
Solar: Oh please. Abused my ass.
Helix: Well, we are all twinks so… you do have an ass.
Solar: Shut up, Helix.
Helix: I will not be silenced and you can’t make me!
Solar: Don’t tempt me.
Orbit: Question, how did he even get there?
Solar: Fuck if I know.
Comet: I have no fucking clue.
Rigel: Scan him then. 🥰👻🫣
Solar: You know what? I didn’t think of that. Thanks Rigel.
Comet: Thanks Rigel.
9:57am
Whomst The Fuck?
Solar: Apparently remade original universe Eclipse and Comet is the result.
Comet: He gave me cotton candy. I like cotton candy. I like Solar, he’s nice.
Umbra: Wait, they what? Who did it?
Solar: Someone named Void? No other traces but it’s someone I don’t know at least.
Helix: Selene says that’s one of the six Lord Kill Codes. The asshole one specifically. Apparently he’s been recreating Eclipses from other worlds and sending them out.
Solar: What a son of a bitch.
Comet: So what do I do?
Solar: Well, you’re basically blank so welcome to the family. I’ll send you somewhere safe before someone tries to kill you.
Comet: Excuse me, what?
Solar: Yeah, Moon has a grudge so you’re gonna get poofed somewhere he won’t immediately kill you.
Umbra: Send him to me, I’m in the Toronto bunker.
Solar: Wait what?
Umbra: Hi, I’m the original Eclipse of the world I assume you’re in too. Send me my twin.
Solar: Alright, guess you’re going to Toronto, Comet.
Umbra: I have a spare bedroom I’m already setting up for you. What colors do you like?
Comet: Um
Comet: Purple
Umbra: Alright. I’ll have it set up by the time he sends you to me.
Comet: I’m so confused.
Helix: You and everyone else, Comet.
Comet: What is my life?
Orbit: Adopted at birth.
Comet: I hate everything.
Umbra: Shut up, at least you get your favorite color and a place to be safe in.
Comet: I hate everything a bit less now.
Umbra: What foods do you like, kid? Cough it up.
Comet: Cotton candy, coffee. Solar is giving me coffee and Chinese right now.
Umbra: How dare yo. That was gonna be my first thing to do with him.
Solar: You lack the already-here points on feeding the new child.
Helix: It feels like I’m on the sidelines of a custody agreement.
Umbra: You are.
Solar: You are, Helix.
Comet: Do I get a say in this or do I just get two dads?
Solar: You just get two dads.
Umbra: 50/50 custody agreement.
Umbra: Kid, what foods are you allergic to? It should be listed in your Health Information Settings in your arm computer.
Comet: It says dairy and red meat.
Umbra: Doable. Thank you. Do you have a favorite food yet?
Comet: Sweet things and Chinese food.
Umbra: Alright, kid. You’ll have sweet things and Chinese food fully stocked when you get here.
Comet: I kind of like having two dads actually.
Solar: I sure hope so, you’re forever going to be stuck in a loop of ‘go ask your father’.
Comet: I’m fine with that. As long as I keep getting candy.
Pairings: Ruin/DJ Music Man, Lord Eclipse/Servant Monty(OC), Servant Eclipse/Lord Ursa (OC)
Word Count: 1,145 Words
Summary: Solar actually gets therapy that works?
Warnings: Cursing, Harassment (mentioned only), Death (past, mentioned only), Therapy, Murderous Zombie (?, best way to describe it), Truth Potion, Trauma (mentioned), PTSD (mentioned), Caps, let me know if I should add anything else.
The Eclipses Chat: Chapter 4
3:15pm
Whomst The Fuck?
Helix: I think I look good for Ursa, right?
Helix: Helix-in-a-sparkly-dress.jpg
Acrux: You look good Auntie Helix.
Comet: You look like a princess!
Helix: Aw, thank you, kiddos.
Venus: Lucky you. I get to deal with Lunara harassing me today.
Helix: Oooh, tough break.
Venus: You’re telling me. I wish he’d just shut up and go blow something up in his own dimension.
Orbit: Why not just shove him out of the dimension?
Venus: He’ll come harass me more.
Helix: And become much more personal.
Venus: He’s a fucking prick if you disrespect him. If I shove him out of my dimension, then he’ll come back and be even more annoying.
Helix: Selene tried to throw him out of our dimension once after he called me a dumbass and tried to throw a nuke at me. He came back like ten minutes later and harassed me for five days being transphobic, sexist, classist, ableist, and more. Like…I’m a creaky old lady bot, I know.
Venus: Yeah, I refuse to deal with him even at the Lord meetings. Not gonna deal with that.
Solar: Is having that little maniac just a universal experience? Do I not have a single unique experience?
Helix: Had to deal with him too?
Solar: He came into my old dimension before I moved and after Lunar was revived. I thought he was Lunar but like…overly sassy Lunar. Left after like ten minutes of following me around and harassing me about stuff Lunar wouldn’t say.
Helix: Yeah, that’s him. Not a unique experience.
Solar: I can’t have shit.
Rigel: Well hey, you’re the only Eclipse to get abused by their Moon.
Solar: That is not an achievement and I don’t talk about Crescent, shut.
Rigel: I see therapy didn’t work.
Solar: Noooope.
Rigel: I’ll schedule another, dw.
Helix: I’m gone. Gonna go on a date with my Ursa.
Helix is offline
Venus: Just murder me. He’s harassing me about my skirt.
Solar: I could easily kidnap you. Anything from Lunara’s dimension is banned from the dimension I’m in.
Venus: Oh please god yes. Anything but this motherfucker. I’d rather deal with you.
Solar: omw
Acrux: Com, what are your pronouns? I think you were asleep when we said them yesterday.
Comet: Oh! He/they!
Acrux: Okay, good.
Comet: But I like girly stuff.
Acrux: And that’s perfectly fine.
Phase: I like girly stuff too
Acrux: And that’s valid. So do I but a bit less than you two probably.
Umbra: Do I just have three queer kids?
Orbit: You’re even gonna question it? Of course you do. Your three kids are Eclipses. Of course they’re queer.
Umbra: I know you’re right but shut it.
Rigel: All Eclipses are some flavor of queer. Most just don’t admit it.
Orbit: Also true.
Venus: Freed from the hellspawn thank god.
Solar: Yep. No murder, no subjugation, no weird shit.
Venus: Yeah yeah just happy to not be getting harassed.
Solar: Now, I’m sending you off in my place to go dress shopping with Earth. Have fun with that.
Venus: What? You don’t wanna be in pretty dresses?
Solar: I’m not ready to delve into questioning my gender today. I’m busy today with suffering.
Rigel: Why are you suffering.
Solar: Take three guesses.
Rigel: Your Moon came back to life somehow.
Solar: Nope
Rigel: Your Monty is back alive again.
Solar: Nope
Rigel: Your Sun came back to live and is evil and tracking you down.
Solar: Ding ding ding, we have a winner. Got his note this morning.
Rigel: Wait, really?
Solar: Yes. Apparently Crescent set up a system to streamline his kill code into Corona after his death and now Corona is half-sentient with a kill code and zero self control impulses. So now basically zombie Corona is out to kill me.
Orbit: Well, shit. Hope you don’t get bit or whatever but what the actual fuck?
Solar: Like I know. But now I gotta kill my other brother for the second time.
Rigel: I’m gonna schedule more therapy.
Solar: Trust me, it’s not going to help.
Rigel: Just let me believe it’ll eventually work dammit!
Solar: Why give you false hope?
Rigel: Because I want to believe you can actually talk about your problems with someone that isn’t yourself or a mirror for the first time in your life. Literally the most I know about you is that you were 1) abused, 2) it was your Moon’s doing, 3) you’re from another universe, 4) your Sun was killed in the separation, and 5) you killed your Moon.
Solar: Yeah, that’s about it. Also, I’m a mechanic.
Rigel: Yes, everyone knows that.
Solar: Still not talking about my issues.
Rigel: I apologize beforehand in regards to your next therapy session, Solar.
Solar: Yeah yeah.
Umbra: Get this guy’s therapist a therapist, I got your PM and yes I can, Rigel.
Solar: That’s…ominous.
Rigel: Good, it better be.
Venus: I feel left out.
Rigel: You don’t want to be implicated.
Venus: Yeah okay fine.
Orbit: I feel like a back alley deal was conducted.
Rigel: It was hush.
5:53pm
Whomst The Fuck?
Solar: Rigel, what was in my flavored oil?
Rigel: No clue what you mean.
Solar: Rigel, it tasted off. What did you do?
Rigel: Maybe just a little truth potion.
Solar: I hate you so much, you prick.
Rigel: Hate me as you may but you desperately need to talk to someone and this is literally the only way because you believe you don’t have a problem. I’ll be with you the whole time, you can talk to me instead of a therapist and I won’t tell anyone anything. But you need to feel these feelings you’ve been bottling up and let them out into the open. I told you all my issues and I want to be a shoulder for you to do the same. I don’t want you to struggle with this internal battle anymore when you should be receiving help for the trauma and ptsd you have.
Solar: I’m so happy you’re my friend.
Umbra: I can practically hear him crying already from Toronto.
Rigel: Hey! Bestie-Bestie confidentiality!
Umbra: Jeez okay.
8:47pm
Whomst The Fuck?
Solar: Surprisingly I actually feel better now.
Rigel: I sure hope so. You cried on me for three hours.
Solar: I’m not apologizing. Any excess oil you have in your joints s your own damn fault for giving me truth potion.
Rigel: Fair enough. But i’m glad you feel better, Solar.
Solar: Okay fine, maybe I should talk about it more. I guess I’ll actually participate in therapy now.
Rigel: YESSSS
Orbit: WOOOOOO
Comet: Dad’s gonna get real therapy!!
Acrux: Good job, Dad.
Venus: Congrats you prick, I’m glad for you.
Solar: Yeah yeah but the therapist is still going to deal with me being a snarky ass.
More about Strawberry Moon and the Twinless Blood Moon/Dead Daycare AU
Berry was made as the only Blood Moon in his universe, he never had a twin.
When his Eclipse, Rigel, got the star, the star was set to deactivate any and all daycare attendants. But Strawberry was temporarily deactivated/rebooting and repairing himself during the fight with Rigel and he rebooted after the star went off and deactivated all the other daycare attendants, leaving him as the only one left.
Berry takes over the daycare and channel of his universe and works tirelessly trying to keep his Moon, Mimas’ tech business afloat, though his Monty helps him with that once he sees Berry struggling. But Monty only does it because he knows the PizzaPlex will go under without the tech money funneling in.
Berry struggles with losing his family a lot, he wishes he could have done something to save them.
His brothers’ codes are buggy and glitched due to the star deactivating them instead of a proper deactivation so he can’t just turn them back on and let them be alive again or they’ll glitch out and factory reset themselves.
After almost a decade, he’s able to reactivate them and he gets them back and is incredibly happy to have his family alive with him.
Berry being so happy to see them puts all of them through a loop, even Rigel. And Berry hugs them all and breaks down crying.
They’re unaware of the deactivation but once they all let Berry have his relief that they’re finally active again because he’s just that emotional to see them again.
He spends years hopping dimensions after he learns how to work Mimas’ tech to look for someone in any universe where someone knows how to get his brothers reactivated.
It’s traveling to the canon universe and talking to Moon that eventually helps the breakthrough on debugging their codes and fixing the glitches.
His Eclipse is named Rigel, his Sun is named Antares, his Moon is named Mimas, and his Lunar is named Calypso.
