Okay so, I am still kind of convinced we're actually all in a drug-coma on some blackwall-fiend cyberbullfuck. But basically, if everything is going properly. And by properly, oh, by properly I mean the gods themselves need us to solve their issues because they're so incompetent. Anyways.
Lexi: The most fun person of the party and that's saying something. Thank god. Thank me. She does drugs, she drinks, she steals from people, she isn't scared of beating people up. Yk, I am really down for a bitch that doesn't bitch. She's not stupid or anything, but she's there for money and a good time and choom if that's not what I want to hear. She clearly has issues though, but so does everyone right. I also love her. A lot. A weird amount for me. I can remember her face, and thinking about her makes me feel things. Not new things, but I don't expect myself to hold onto someone in that way. She's earned it. She deserves it I think. Maybe when I think of the roof of Arasaka tower I'll think about something nice for a change. That or we'll just be another bad memory.
Fang: P-A-T-H-E-T-I-T-S holyyy he's so lame. Unfortunately, alas, fuck me, he is kind of hot. I wont call it community service or anything, but like. Eugh. But also. He's disgustingly obedient and I kind of hate him for it, my job anyways, and he sucks at fighting so bad it hurts. He also has huge attachment issues like, crying screaming throwing up begging me to stay with him after one hookup and a couple of days of kissing like girl?? That part I can't get over cause like why the fuck am I responsible for your life now because I dared to get near you. I mean if I hadn't gotten near him on the subway maybe I wouldn't be in this situation in the first place. If it wasn't obvious I like him btw.
Seimei: Big giga nerd and kind of an endearing loser in a cute way. Not cute like lib-bitey, cute like a cute thing. Puppies and stuff or something. He likes cameras and photography and saying concerning things about freedom of information that no one else hears because we're all so pre-occupied with not being able to breathe that we don't notice this tiny robo-pigeon wants to dissolve the blackwall. He's nice though. I care about him.
Koro: I could step on Koro and I wouldn't realize why I tripped until I looked down. Little robot kobold that plays with a robot spider double his size. He looks like he licks outlets, but he's useful. Big appetite too, slammed a stack of pancakes at Ihop. It was in the low 20s. Again, 3ft tall. Is it weird that I find that kind of??? Otherwise, he's cool. I think he plays games when I talk sometimes and that pisses me off like get the fuck off- who is Garry? Stop playing with him our lives are on the line.
Rosalie: Stunning vampire lady, with the accent of a British orphan from a stage play. She was nice though, and she did her job as a healer. Cool overall, but she just didn't speak a lot. I think she was married to someone who was with them before.
Alice: My "little sister" who's totally not an escapee robot from sakacorp labs that was engineered to be a little girl who can also lift a shipping crate for no reason. Yeah she's a little kid and its weird, why is she so strong. They could have built some big guy but nope they payed extra to compress all that tech into a girl who probably doesn't know what a hexagon is. I feel weirdly responsible for her. She is kind of technically my sister. I care about her. And that's weird. Really weird? I don't even know her, and it's not like I care about her just because she doesn't know anything. She doesn't deserve what's happening. Neither did I but at least I can handle it. Her though. She can take a beating better than me so I guess it's okay for now? Good thing the devil from the bible or whatever owes us and now I have Joseph.