“Alastor, quick!”
“Asmodeus just text me to ask if I missed him! I need a pick up line NOW!”
Alastor shuffles quickly through papers.
"Here try this one:"
"Are you a time traveller? Because I can see you in my future~"

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“Alastor, quick!”
“Asmodeus just text me to ask if I missed him! I need a pick up line NOW!”
Alastor shuffles quickly through papers.
"Here try this one:"
"Are you a time traveller? Because I can see you in my future~"
Early birthday gift for @feetinspace ♡♡♡♡♡
Happy birthday mama!! ♡♡♡♡♡
Oh my god
Its so weird but awesome but interesting when your best friend thinks the exact same as you and you end up both basically rap battling but with poetic feelings and without battling so we just spit out how we both feel at each other and it sounds poetic and beautiful as FUCK and there's a little micdrop, but not because someone won, but because it's too glorious for anyone to actually understand how two socially and emotionally fucked up people can write such beautiful, blossoming feelings to one another but no one else. Two people who take care of everyone but themselves, who allow people to step on them, and who just hide away most of the time... poetically collide to sound so harmonic and simply captivating.
When you live in my hizzy, you follow my rules
they should put the lightning chariot base in mario kart 8
HEY ASK ME QUESTIONS BECYSEE IM DRUNK AND I CAN ANSWER YOU
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Best dream EVERRR!!!
So I had the most amazing dream the other night, so I decided I was going to share it :) So I was finally able to go see Taylor, but we had seats really far away, and someone gave us there tickets in the front row. And Taylor was walking around the stage and I was like “I love you Taylor!” And she walked over to me and was like “I love you too!” And she gave me her autograph and then laid down on the stage face to face with me and I started crying, and then she gave me one of her amazing angelic hugs and told me she loved me. And I was bawling harder and was trying to tell her how much I love her and how much she means to me and how she’s helped me, but I was crying too hard, and she just hugged me harder and was like “thank you, I love you so much” then I woke up