#fogteeth gq

[the-winter-senpai]

First date (Oneshot)

Because anon requested GQ and Mona's first date and first kiss :3

Didn’t tag anyone but if you wish to be tagged in my shit lemme know, kay? :D.

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Mona was livid and it was so hot.

"What do you mean you are all booked, I have a reservation!"

The human in charge of the restaurant entrance looked at her and then at GQ as if he were some dirty sock she didn't want to pick up. He even dressed up and all. Eugene helped him pick up this shirt.

"Well you see..." the human said, turning back to Mona. "This is a very renouned restaurant, we can't let just anyone in."

Mona got even angrier, but surprisingly for GQ who had seen her beat the shit out of an orc twice her size, she remained calm.

"Oh... I see what this is about. You don't want my business because he's with me, right? Okay..." She turned and made to leave, then turned back again to the girl. "Listen here, I know your kind, you think you're so superior because you work in the elf district, well let me tell you something. My money and his money are worth the same as theirs, and I'm going to swing back here tomorrow with my lawyer and your supervisor better be here. I'm going to make you all pay for this, because this is discrimination. Come on, Gary, let's find a much better place."

Mona took GQ's arm and left the place, they walked away and when they were at a reasonable distance, she stopped and made an angry noise and stomped her little pink shoes on the groud.

"I can't believe they did this! Who the fuck does she think she is?! I had a reservation, we were going to pay to be there, this is fucking unbelievable!"

GQ was a little impressed at her colorful language, they'd been hanging out but this was their first date (an actual one, planned out and all) and Mona had been looking forward to it and now she was angry over... something that had happened to him many times before.

"Mona, beautiful, calm down. I'm used to this."

"You shouldn't have to be! You're a person too! You deserve the same respect any other person gets for the fact they are people!"

"But I don't, big deal, I'm okay with it by now."

Mona pouted, all fight was leaving her little body and only sadness and disappointment at people remained.

"Come on, I know a really good place. It isn't fancy at all, but we'll still have our date, okay?"

He held her gently, a pair of elf girls walking elegant dogs looked at them and then turned to each other and giggled, Mona was about to detach herself from him and fight them but GQ stoped her.

"Save that fight for later, pretty, let's go get our dinner. Besides, you don't know why they laughed, maybe they think we look cute together."

They walked hand in hand. Reaching a mall with a taxi stop. They took a cab that left them just outside GQ's neighborhood. Mona had not called Arthur to pick her up, she said she'd call him later.

There were few people on the streets when they got off the taxi, GQ walked next to her, still holding her hand. A few houses away, some orcs sat outside a porch drinking beers. GQ waved at them as they passed by, and an orc girl complained that "the elves always snatch the cute ones". Mona had to stiffle a giggle at that.

A few blocks away, there was a food cart against a big wall with a Jirak mural. Mona admired it for a minute, as GQ said hello to an orc named Saul who looked tired of the world itself.

There were some stools and a tall orc was cooking something that smelled delicious. Mona took GQ's arm and looked curiously as he pulled up a stool for her to sit. There was another orc couple next to them who eyed them for a minute and then went back to eating.

"It's nalisniki, kind of like a pancake with filling. Anything you want to put on it, you can. There's also vareniki and deruny."

"What is this?" She asked.

GQ pointed at some soft looking steamy dumplings in a wood pail and a bunch of fried pancake like things, and then asked her what she'd like.

A food cart. GQ brought her to a food cart.

Mona realized she didn't care and it was much better than being with stuck up people in a fancy restaurant. She looked at the food for a moment and then pointed at the dumplings.

"What's in these?" She asked, GQ asked the cook what the vareniki had, and he answered in a language Mona had heard before at the Feast of Jirak.

"So those over there are filled with chicken and veggies and these are filled with sweet potato and those are filled with banana and nut cream."

"What? Really? So they're like sweet empanadas?"

The orc woman next to them giggled, then turned to her.

"There ain't nothing like this, sweet girl, try and you'll see."

Mona ordered some of the dumplings, and all the people around looked in wonder as the elf took a tentative first bite. Even the cook was a little tense. After that first bite, Mona made a little noise of happiness and then promptly smacked GQ's arm.

"This is so good! You've been hiding this from me how dare you?"

GQ was so excited he made her try everything, the orc woman commented he was going to get the poor girl fat.

They picked all of the things they had ordered and went to a nearby park where they used GQ's jacket as a picnic blanket. They talked and laughed at an orc who was walking at least twelve dogs and had a shirt that said "Fur Dad".

By the time they were done, the sky was turning pink. The sun was setting and it was time for Mona to go home.

Arthur picked her up and looked at GQ like he wanted to punch him but his job was much more important. Before she left, Mona thanked him.

"It was supposed to be a fancy date, you even dressed up and all. I'm sorry people are mean to you." She said with a pout.

"Hey, we saved it, didn't we? We still had a nice date."

"No, you saved it." Mona held on to his sleeve, tip toed and left a chaste kiss on his tusk. "Thank you, Gary. It was a great date."

She got on the car and GQ watched it drive away until it was out of sight, then walked home, smiling like an idiot the whole way there.

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BONUS:

"We picked you a nice shirt!" Eugene wailed.

"I let you borrow my good lotion." Mikey said.

"AND YOU TOOK HER TO THE FOOD STAND AROUND THE CORNER ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!"

"Eugene, think about your stomach ulcer, dude, chill." Nacho said, not even looking up from his phone.

"At least she liked it, right?" Mikey asked, as Eugene tried to breathe and calm his nerves.

"She did, she was very happy."

"But I picked you a nice shirt..." Eugene pouted, Nacho sighed dramatically.

[the-winter-senpai]

When GQ tells Dorghu he wants to marry Mona, the big orc looks at him dead in the eye and says “You do realize you have to prove yourself worthy in combat, right? And since she beat Frank in combat, SHE is the champion, so you’d have to fight her, right?”

And he just nervous sweats because how the fuck is he gonna fight his own girl like ??? she beat his ass in training, she beat her bodyguards’ asses, he’s gonna fucking die if he fights her.

She lets him win mostly because he knows she’s ticklish and he tickles her as she has him in a choke hold.

He sleeps alone that night because Mona is very displeased. 

[the-winter-senpai]

Rescuers (Oneshot Mikeyx OC?)

This is based on personal experience. Warning for sexual harassment.

@howtobangyourmonster @kandomeresbitch @orc-lady-unabi @bonnietakesnosh-t @morningstarx815 @charzo-void @crazydementeddreamer @bright-hcs @anise495 @seventyfiveapples

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Notebooks? Check. Money? Check. Homework? Check.

Mar checked herself out in the mirror and grinned.

"Man, I look cute." She said, took her things, and left the house. Walking to the bus stop to go to class.

It was 6:15 am. She had good timing and the streets were deserted save for a few people jogging or walking their pets. A man in a brown trench coat walked in front of her, holding a plastic bag with a tupper. Mar paid him no mind, she was thinking about getting to the bus stop in time.

Suddenly the man looked back, as if he had just noticed Mar was there, she looked as non threatening as ever, with a pink cupcake shaped dress, a pink bow, white socks and her white shoes, all with a pink tote bag. Yep, she was no threat at all.

The man turned, startling her and making her look at his crotch, where he was all but shoving his exposed cock at her. Frozen in shock, she couldn't do much as the man turned and ran off, leaving her there, scared, confused.

This can't be happening again... she thought to herself, feeling her throat tighten and like the air was not getting to her lungs, her vision blurred. She was having a panic attack, there, in the middle of the street, that couldn’t be good. She shut her eyes tight, trying to breathe but to no avail.

She heard voices, male voices coming close to her, someone touched her arm and someone tried to take her tote bag but she clutched it with all her might, opening her eyes she found herself surrounded by orcs, six of them. One of them was airing her face with what looked like a magazine. Oh...

“She’s awake?” Asked one of them, he looked much younger than the others, she still couldn’t breathe and was hyperventilating, so that same orc kind of shoved the others away. “You okay?”

Mar nodded, but barely, the tall orc airing her with the magazine looked like a freaking tank but tried to look as nonthreatening as possible. They asked her what happened and she tried to tell them about the man. The man in the trench coat, he got away.

“A man? As in a human man?” One of them asked, then they cleared the sidewalk. “Can you say where he is?”

She could see him on the other block, walking calmly, the orcs probably came from around the corner and just saw a panicking human girl and decided that couldn’t fly. She raised a trembling hand and pointed at the retreating man, the orcs looked at themselves, one of them, shorter than the rest but taller than the young one, nodded.

“Okay, doll, you stay here.” He patted her head gently. “Mikey will stay here with you.”

He pointed at the younger one, the one she had seen first upon opening her eyes, then at the other three.

“Special D, Sharps, Junior and Non-Stop will come with me to get this guy, you stay put, okay? I’m GQ, this is Mike, Mike, stay with her.”

Mar nodded, as GQ winked a golden eye at her and then patted Mike. They walked off in long strides, the man wasn’t even paying attention, he probably didn’t know the orcs were off to get him. She still had trouble breathing, so Mikey tried to distract her. He asked if she lived around, told her she smelled like candy and distress and asked what her dress was for, asked her to think about anything else and talked and talked until she could breathe easier. She could hear the orcs roar in the distance but Mike distracted her.

At some point, they came back, dragging the man, and she had a sinking feeling in the pit of her stomach, she didn’t want to be near that person, she didn’t want to even look at him. 

When they were nearby, Mike got off the sidewalk and raised his arms in the other direction, Mar turned around and noticed a police car rounding the corner. Mike was signaling for the car to come.

“Is it Jakoby?” GQ asked, jogging to them as the car came closer.

“I think so, no one else comes around here.” Mike kept looking, until the car was near them and an orc police officer got off, along with a black human, Sharps and Non-Stop were dragging the flasher from both arms, beaten up.

“What did you guys do this time?” The cop asked, GQ looked hurt.

“First of all! It’s not what it looks like.” He said.

“It looks like you beat the crap out of a dude and have a scared girl with you.” The other cop said, leaning on the police car.

“Officer Ward, you wound me. We are doing our duty as upstanding citizens of the city of Los Angeles.”

“Mhmm.” Jakoby nodded, but looked unconvinced.

“This dude showed his junk to this girl, right here, in the middle of the street, officer. We just roughed him up a bit so he wouldn’t escape justice.” 

Mikey and Mar looked at GQ like they had never seen an orc speak so eloquently before in their lives. Even Sharps looked suspicious. Officer Jakoby turned to Mar.

“Is it true?” He asked, voice way too gentle to be an orc. She nodded, GQ pointed at Mar and kinda raised a brow, as if he were saying ‘See what I mean?’

The officers debated what to do, and called for backup, they didn’t want the perv to be in the same car as Mar. Another unit showed up after a few minutes, two female officers got off, one of them nodded at the orcs. They all nodded back. Jakoby turned to Mar and gently guided her away.

“You are going with the ladies to the station, we need a statement from you. My partner and I will take the perv, alright? You’re safe now, he can’t hurt you.”

One of the female officers ushered her to the car and closed the door, as they got on and turned the car on, someone knocked on Mar’s side of the police car, the officer scoffed and pushed a button for the window to go down, Mike was there, shifting from one foot to the other.

“Hey, do you live around here?” He asked.

“Yes, I do.”

“Cool!” He looked a little excited, but toned it down when he noticed the officers were looking at him. “I mean, if you live around here, you tell anyone who bothers you that the Fogteeth got your back, okay?”

Mar looked at him for a moment, then nodded.

Okay, she wanted to say, but was interrupted by the officer turning the car on, and GQ yelling at Mike from across the street.

“Hey, Romeo! Officer Hero here says they need our statements! Come on, we’re going on Non-Stop’s truck!”

Mike stepped away from the car as it drove away, looking at it drive away and out of sight, Mar did the same, until Mike was a small dot in the middle of the street.

One of the officers looked back at Mar and gave her a half smile.

“You got yourself a squad there, girl. Consider yourself lucky.”

Yeah, maybe she was lucky.

BONUS:

Nick stood in the middle of the sidewalk, looking at the gang with his hands on his hips.

“Considering you guys did your good deed of the day, I’m gonna give one of you the honor, please don’t kill each other over it.” He took the handcuffs with one finger and moved them close to the group of orcs, snorting. GQ looked like a child in Christmas morning. 

“Me! Me! Pick me! I’ve always wanted to do that!” He raised his arm enthusiastically, Special D groaned.

“Let him do it, Jakoby. I wanna get my hands off this perv fast.”

Nick gave GQ the handcuffs and the orc skipped to handcuff the human, then Nick shoved the man in the police car.

“Don’t run off, we need you to give statements.”

“I’m going to a police station and not because I was arrested?” Junior beamed. “This is the best day of my fucking life!”

[the-winter-senpai]

GQ likes calling Mona "bonita" (pretty), the first time she hears it she's a little shocked like "you know spanish?" And he winks and says "My last name is Quezada, bonita, I didn't grow up knowing it, I'm third generation, but I learned a bit, for you."