#foh smithy

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next part of the links!

We have Azraq, Smithy, Pink, Eve, and Wave! Im gonna make another part with the rest

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incorrect quotes, but with my links (under the read more tab bc i didn’t want to be annoying with a longer post)

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Aspen: The last time I went to an urgent care clinic, I checked off 'excessive crying' on the symptom list, and then the nurse got really confused and said that was meant for babies.

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Clover: Hey Crimson ?  Crimson : Yeah?  Clover: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?  Crimson : Crimson : ...What

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Curly: Hey, wanna help me commit arson?  Light: What the hell!?  Curly: Oh, sorry, my bad.  Curly, whispering: Wanna help me commit arson?  Light, whispering: Of course. What do you need?

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Mask : Why were you up yesterday until 3am?  Curly: How did you know I was up until 3am?  Pink: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes. —

Curly: Do you have any idea what you’re doing?  Wave: Why start now?

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Curly: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.  Crimson : No, that's not how you make cookies.  Smithy : FLOOR IT!!  Curly: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?  Crimson : yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-  Curly:I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES! Wave: DO IT!  Crimson : NO-

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Crimson : Oh god, they texted you ‘hi.’’ punctuation only means one thing, Oracle . They're mad at you.  Oracle : No, it's Wave. They're just being gramatically correct!  *meanwhile*  Wave: And then I used a period so they'd know that I'm mad at them.  Light: A period doesn't say 'I'm mad', it says 'you're dead to me'.  Wave: I stand by my choice.

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Azraq : My life is a mess.  Pink: Azraq relax, go get a beer.  Azraq : I don’t want a beer.  Pink Who said it was for you?

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Pink: Blue M&Ms are the best.  Worlds: whAT IS THIS SLANDER?  Pink: What about it? They are.  Worlds: I WILL NOT ALLOW SUCH LIES ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER!  Worlds: THE RED ONES ARE THE BEST!  Pink: YEAH? WELL YOUR MOM'S A HO!  Crimson : They're all chocolate inside, the colors don't mean anything.  Curly: I like the yellow ones.  Pink and Worlds: SHUT THE FUCK YOUR MOUTH!

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Computer: Please enter a password.  Eve: *types in Mask *  Computer: Your password is too weak.  Eve: How fucking DARE YOU-

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Four Sword Link from my au 

Smithy - 17 - they-he (but the color’s will probably have different pronouns that I haven’t decided on yet) 

-Blue and Red wanted to be smiths like their grandfather, so they apprenticed under him and are almost finished with the apprenticeship 

-Green wanted to be a knight like their dad (bc I am using what I’ve learned from the manga) 

-Vio isn’t entirely sure what they want to do, so they just sorta dabble in a bunch of different things. A jack of all trades 

-Smithy likes being split a lot of the time because it’s easier after the colors becoming so different 

-Smithy didn’t tell anyone about the splitting thing until after the group learned about Curly holding the entire triforce, and that sorta shocked him and they split (then the colors bombarded Curly with questions) 

-Even though he’s older than Clover, Clover claims that Smithy is their younger brother 

-gets along with Eve and Wave best 

-but Green gets along with Mask and Crimson easiest while the others are fairly split

-Vio loves learning about the other Link’s eras

-every time Aspen breaks a weapon, Smithy just stares blankly at him. Disappointed, but not surprised 

-they decided their own nickname, and Clover teased him for being very clever lol