#foh oracle

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Heres the rest of the links!

We have Oracle, Worlds, Crimson, and Light!

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incorrect quotes, but with my links (under the read more tab bc i didn’t want to be annoying with a longer post)

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Aspen: The last time I went to an urgent care clinic, I checked off 'excessive crying' on the symptom list, and then the nurse got really confused and said that was meant for babies.

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Clover: Hey Crimson ?  Crimson : Yeah?  Clover: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?  Crimson : Crimson : ...What

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Curly: Hey, wanna help me commit arson?  Light: What the hell!?  Curly: Oh, sorry, my bad.  Curly, whispering: Wanna help me commit arson?  Light, whispering: Of course. What do you need?

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Mask : Why were you up yesterday until 3am?  Curly: How did you know I was up until 3am?  Pink: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes. —

Curly: Do you have any idea what you’re doing?  Wave: Why start now?

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Curly: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.  Crimson : No, that's not how you make cookies.  Smithy : FLOOR IT!!  Curly: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?  Crimson : yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-  Curly:I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES! Wave: DO IT!  Crimson : NO-

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Crimson : Oh god, they texted you ‘hi.’’ punctuation only means one thing, Oracle . They're mad at you.  Oracle : No, it's Wave. They're just being gramatically correct!  *meanwhile*  Wave: And then I used a period so they'd know that I'm mad at them.  Light: A period doesn't say 'I'm mad', it says 'you're dead to me'.  Wave: I stand by my choice.

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Azraq : My life is a mess.  Pink: Azraq relax, go get a beer.  Azraq : I don’t want a beer.  Pink Who said it was for you?

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Pink: Blue M&Ms are the best.  Worlds: whAT IS THIS SLANDER?  Pink: What about it? They are.  Worlds: I WILL NOT ALLOW SUCH LIES ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER!  Worlds: THE RED ONES ARE THE BEST!  Pink: YEAH? WELL YOUR MOM'S A HO!  Crimson : They're all chocolate inside, the colors don't mean anything.  Curly: I like the yellow ones.  Pink and Worlds: SHUT THE FUCK YOUR MOUTH!

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Computer: Please enter a password.  Eve: *types in Mask *  Computer: Your password is too weak.  Eve: How fucking DARE YOU-

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Alright, so the three heroes of legend (being Pink, Oracle, and Worlds) all lived in the same house. They are all related and so as time went on, the next link would inherit the house. Around the house, they’ve got a large orchard full of fruit trees and plenty of bees. The orchard kept growing for hundreds of years and it was really well kept considering the sheer size.

And now Curly, who is the last of his family (the heroes of legend), has only come across the ruins of their family home a handful of times. Every time he was there he felt safe, safe in a way he could never explain. And they never new the importance of the place until on the way back through time when he saw the house how it used to be before(a lively, homey place full of loving people), and of course that means that the heroes before him didn’t understand why they were upset…