#foliacrescent

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Junkrat. The trash child. Dat u

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH THANK

I AM INDEED MY TRASH CHILD

[drabblesalldaymoved]

multiples of five for the reading/writing meme

5:Do you think stories can change lives? Is there a story that has changed yours? Yes and not that i can think of10:What’s your favorite trope? HIGHSCHOOL/UNIVERSITY AUS15:What kind of character do you wish you saw portrayed more often? You know, I’m not sure?20:If you could ‘unkill’ any character from any story, who would it be? *distant sobbing in the background* Gimme back the Organization members please25:fake dating AU or inpromptu babysitting AU? IMPROMPTU BABYSITTING30:high school AU from a fantasy/sci-fi story or fantasy/sci fi AU from a realistic story? Both! But like..no sci-fi. I’m not into sci-fi.

ASK ME THINGS

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Wisteria, Rain Drop Blue, Fuzzy Duckling Yellow

Wisteria: What’s your favorite thing about yourself?

Uhhhhhhhh… I dunno. Probably my amazing use of memes.

Rain Drop Blue: Describe the weather outside.

Cold and a little windy. It’s also dark because it’s nighttime.

Fuzzy Duckling Yellow: Is there something from childhood that you haven’t outgrown?

As soon as I could walk and shit when I was little, my dad taught me how to fish and even though it was just sunfish, it’s still tradition to go catch sunfish after all the lakes thaw out. It’s still one of my favorite things.

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Eyes, nose, and feet!

Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?

Gravity Falls or Haikyuu!!

Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?

Uhhhhhhhh… Probably that super artificial green apple scent or woodsy colognes yo.

Feet: Favorite pair of shoes?

My grey pair of Vans. They’re just super comfy and nice.

[funky-cryptid]

Let's Get Personal: 7, 88, 90

7: What’s your strangest talent?

Probably be able to sleep through the weirdest/loudest shit or being able to stay awake for days at a time if need be.

88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?

DONALD TRUMP

90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?

Well, if they’re not gonna try to kill me or whatever then I’d probably just go back to bed. Mummies are pretty chill yo. But if those motherfuckers are gonna stay longer than one day then they better start paying rent yo.

[frosty-child]

6 8 28 for the last year meme question thinger

6:What would you like to have in 2016 that you lacked in 2015: To be completely honest, a therapy dog for my stress, anxiety, and depression but that’s highly unlikely to happen with me living in the dorms. Even a therapy cat in the dorms is unlikely.8:What was your biggest achievement of the year?: Graduating college with my associates! But now I’m back in another college for my bachelors woops.28:What was your favourite film of this year?: I actually had to go to wikipedia and look at the 2015 films to see what played this year, apparently I didn’t keep up very well. Jurassic World was my favorite of the handful I saw.