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"And he gave it to me for free, Bob!"

I saw this on bsky last night and had to draw the guy

yud-yudilin

orioriko

Frankie!

russiawave

nervanaofficiai

i drinka the coffee i get big

diabolicjoy

‘A spotted flycatcher pair nesting in the palm of a statue’ (by Zsolt Semperger, original post here)

goth-queen

softwaring

thegirlwiththemooglehat

symbioticyautja

👀 I love doing these

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alleesaur

doodling a bunny vs doodling a hare

alleesaur

a few more quick doodles, for fun

alleesaur

mythical duo edition - jackalope and wolpertinger

ourdarling

everyone shut the fuck up and look at this snake named barcode

queen-mihai

I love barcode

crystallizedtwilight

Banshee and witch gfs!

yud-yudilin

cannibalchicken

prospitianescapee

This one is pissing me off because there’s cheese in it. I’m not sure there’s a period of Chinese dynastic history wherein the type of dudes likely to be having rap battles would also have been familiar with hard cheese. There’d be political fucking implications to that. Fermented dairy products were often seen as uncivilized foods, and were associated in particular with northern “barbarian” cuisine (see: <lactose intolerance in Eurasia>), whereas competitive poetry was viewed as a civilized and scholarly pastime appropriate to civil servants and courtiers. Mentioning cheese in a verse which also references the heavens could be seen as an effort to legitimize the presence of these dangerous foreign elements within Chinese society, and, thus, as seditious. If dairy were to become a common theme in rap battles, it might be viewed as a dangerous sign of poor morale and defeatist thinking among the literati. “Emperor, we have got to move the capital to the south. The scholars are rapping about cheese. It’s all falling apart.”