Berry Isthmus' 60-Follower Analysis
Actually, I am one follower short, so I rounded the number off to the nearest tenth. Anyway, it has come to my attention that not only does Ask Berry Isthmus have about this many followers, but there is also a celebration being held in the park honoring its milestone. As we speak, my moderator is composing an elaborate piece featuring characters from my followers' weblogs, as well as some cameo appearances. Be on the lookout for it as it will be finished shortly. Personally, I am not into celebrations that involve wild parties or merriment of any kind. However, I will show appreciation for my followers the only way I know how--through a detailed analysis of their liking and reblogging habits, patterns and trends. Using my analytical skills, I will make observations based on the content that is liked and reblogged or isn't, thereby determining the kind of users I have, starting with--ugh…
reversal-mushroom, the first user to follow me and to like my first post. He has not only liked all the other posts, but he has also reblogged a few which involve me at my worst. The most problematic follower of all in my opinion; first really is the worst! But second "banan" is not the best! askbananapie subsequently followed me and liked my first post, as well as every other. He is very likely to reblog posts involving his stupid bananas, though there is no telling what else he might randomly reblog. ask-smolder34/askthedivinebaconhorse-34 liked a lot of my posts. I do not know why they reblog so many of them, but I appreciate the Student Six for their keen interest in my life as a museum curator. Such wholesome young adults… Liking all my posts is rising-shine, a returning regular who regularly reblogs posts that are in good taste, and tends to not reblog those that even I find distasteful. xxtheunfunnyonexx, however, likes and reblogs off-kilter posts, as well as those that are at my expense. This follower is obviously a follower of my first follower. its-filly-silly liked many of my posts, reblogged a few, and has shown genuine concern for my lack of companionship in the notes. How considerate! fisherpon, kittyrinn-aiko, myosotis-secunda, themarvelhorse, and userminusone have liked posts on rare occasions and reblogged them on even rarer ones. warskunkwarroom has consistently liked a majority of my posts. Incidentally, I have no problem with his content, but seeing that my moderator has been liking a lot of his posts so far, I have some concerns… ask-gadzooks, ask-grapesherbet, askvoidpulse, bethany-lancer, darker-than-darkstorm, drakowulf, and temper-temper are new faces that liked many posts. askbodiddly, ask-bounty-hunter-aj, askderpyscientist, ask-de-writer, askrosemaryandguru, and teashle are familiar faces that liked several posts so far. awthredestim, who has liked several of my posts, is the moderator of famed film critic Movie Slate. Just think--I am being followed by a celebrity! Well, sort of. dastump left likes from time to time, as well as a comment with some rather, um, interesting insights, to say the least. brianwolfdalmatian12345678910, editorstarbeam, fgukin-eediot, flashtheponyofwind, frostedcomics, itsjohannjosef, psiotechniqa, and puppypaws1 liked a few of my posts, as well as asksweetdisaster who just got here. cuddlecloudpony, frostedcomics, and pony-pancakez have been sighted liking posts from time to time. askearthairandmagic liked a post, and eammod reblogged said post. Though I appreciate the band following me, I do not appreciate rock and/or roll music.
The nice thing about having not too many followers is that they are easy to keep track of. I figured that it would be best to do this before there is an influx of new followers. So, when that happens, the ones who were there from the start will be memorialized in this post. I may come off as aloof, serious-minded and solemn--all right, I am all those things, but I am also very attentive, for I am paying attention to you as much as you are to me. I want to show that I have not taken you for granted, and that your efforts in popularizing this weblog have not gone unnoticed. Thank you all for following Ask Berry Isthmus; this weblog would be nothing without you liking and reblogging its posts. And know that as you are watching me, I am watching you back--especially you, reversal-mushroom; you had better steer clear of my rear, you hear?!
