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[statesmanillusionist]

@fookintechnology

To say that Houdini was a little nervous about being the recruit that ‘dies’ was an understatement. She’d done honeypots, managed to get away from men tailing her while undercover, even wrangled herself out of Tequila’s grasp when they thought she needed more training.

But drowning? How the hell could they control that? 

She agreed to do it for Merlin, and she wasn’t going to back out of it. 

“Do I look th’part?” she blinked, smoothing out her jacket. 

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@fookintechnology liked for a drunk!Roxy starter (x) 

Roxy giggled, a light flush on her face from the alcohol she had consumed that night. She had already had a lot to drink on the mission that she had successfully completed, but she had slipped out after debrief to go get a few more drinks. She was getting ready to order another one when she looked up to see Merlin standing near her. 

“Merlin! Come take a seat and drink with me!” She slurred as she set her empty glass of whisky down.

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@fookintechnology continued from ( x )

“Nothing new.” Whisky managed before wretching again. “No idea why I can’t stop... oh, fuck, I feel weird.”

[statesmanillusionist]

fookintechnology replied to your post “things that may be considered dangerous: picking houdini up and...”

//whiskey's just wiggling his eyebrows

‘whiskey nO IT’S NOT GOING TO GET YOU OUT OF THIS LESSON PUT ME DOWN THIS FUCKING INSTANT--’

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@fookintechnology

“I had two shots, okay?”

That was nothing for Houdini, as she gestured to the flask sitting next to the keyboard. She was working on a profile, building for the next target they needed information on. Watching hours of surveillance took a little liquid encouragement. “I promise I won’t be a bother down here.”

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“Please don’t take off your pants.”

“I spilled my coffee, I’ll just be a hot second...” Houdini said, toeing out of her shoes and sliding out of her pants. The front was covered in coffee, and rather uncomfortable to sit in; she was thankful she kept a pair of yoga pants in her office for emergencies. 

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@fookintechnology continued from ( x )

Arak stopped in his tracks for a moment, surprised by the cheerfulness of Merlin before smirking and continuing over to sit in a chair at his bedside.

“Someone seems in good spirits. How you feeling?”