#foolish rose.

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thoughts of prince!kaiser ordering for my execution when he finds out jester!alice betrayed him on the mind tonight 🥰

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𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒐𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒉 𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒆. JESTER!ALICE × PRINCE!KAISER.

⊱ ۫ ׅ ⋆˚ ✧ a sickly ardor blooming between an audacious undercover assassin and an egotistical usurper prince turns trivial when conspiracies arise and an untimely wartime approaches. ricocheting remarks create loyalties that wind and unwind at every passing moment that leave wandering eyes and curious minds asking themselves about the two... "what are they?"

MICHAEL KAISER || THE FALSE PRINCE.

also known as : the prince of lies, the bastard emperor, rose prince (by her). the current monarch of the northeastern country of münchen (infamously now called bastard münchen by its people). a commoner from the lower-class who led a rebellion to usurp the king and crown prince, whose whereabouts are currently unknown. the balance in the country has since then been decayed under the hand of his amateur rule, making him a prime target for many groups both in and out of the country. many attempts to overthrow and eliminate him have been tried, though none have succeeded. he is the firstborn son of the deceased queen dowager and the director of her then-favorite theater, rumored to be her private paramour aside from the king. upon his birth, she banished the newborn and his father from the country to protect her status. he later returned seeking justice for his unjustly exile and to reclaim his throne.

ALICE ███████ || THE NEW ARCANA.

also known as : agent zero, the royal court's jester, his jester (by him). one of twenty-two prodigial assassins belonging to a secret group dedicated to upkeeping the balance of the world, BARCHA. the youngest member of the daughter organization—the BARCHA major arcana—she is known for her capricious, yet unpredictable approach to execute her missions as elusively as possible by her own means, often improvving assignments as to leave as many open doors for success as possible without a trace to be followed. her current mission, operation blue blood, is composed of going undercover as a mole, acting as the false prince's court jester and close advisor to seek out any vital information necessary to restore balance to the country of münchen, to stop any more chaos from erupting, and to eventually assassinate the usurper. others aiding in the mission include agent twelve (██████ iglesias) and agent nineteen (██████ lavinho).

always yours, alice. nyhai.... heh. this jester shit serious huh. ive had this in the works for awhile so BWAHH it's finished at last! can u tell this was inspired by spy x family hehehe

this au was so fun to create bwahaha - esp the research about the tarot card references! (for context: card zero is "the fool", card twelve is "the hanged man", and card nineteen is "the sun" :D)

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bunny ultimately betrays me as well and is the one that rats me out, giving kaiser my whereabouts despite us being partners on the mission in exchange for a hand of power in kaiser's new kingdom.

lavinho laters finds out about it and executes bunny himself, given that i was a daughter-figure to him

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prince kaiser and his jester alice that tries to ragebait him at every given moment

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jester!alice’s clothes being styled and handpicked by prince!kaiser, bells always being attached somewhere so he always knows where i am by ear

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jester alice with these beaded eyelashes (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧

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jester!alice was given as a gift of sorts from a prestigious noble to prince!kaiser, with the noble saying i’ve entertained many before him and that i will be of great use (highly incorrect buzzer)

but he’s not sure what to do with me because . well what exactly do you do with a gift that’s literally just a human in a funny hat. you gave a dog person a cat and now he’s confused as to why it won’t play fetch or roll over

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what prince kaiser sees when he looks at me