aranea and meenah!! u piece of homestuck trash
this is the best ask i’ve ever gotten (jk)
1. Who made the first move? totes meenah
2. Who said “I love you” first? aranea the lil piece of shit her
3. Do they fight? yes. but not enough to actually warrant like srs bsness
4. Big spoon/Little spoon? Aranea is unwillingly the lil spoon
5. Who wears the pants? Meenah jfc
6. Who remembers anniversaries? aranea if either of them
7. Who’s the better cook? meenah she was raised by betty crocker
8. Favorite Activity? probs showing each other off like “yeah look @ my gillfrond”
9. How would they get engaged? aranea would be like “let’s get married” and meenah would be like “shell yeah”
10. How do they picture their wedding? just the two fo them and like 3 friends and then they disappear off the planet for two weeks
11. How many kids do they want? idk. depends on aranea, like 3. please no octuplets as much as she likes the number 8
What I like most about them. they’re such cuties and were probably canon @ one point imo
What I dislike most about them. people underrating their relationship/turning them into cliches
Something I think a lot of people misunderstand about them. meenah is literally a giant bitch and so is aranea but they have soft spots for each other
Have I read any fanfiction that features this character/pairing? i refrain from it except rp bc yeh
An AU I’d like to see with them. red string of fate
How I would react if I could meet them in person. probs die.
A secret hobby I could imagine them having. idk like Pokémon they fight together and get really emotional when theyre pokémon get koed
Who was the one to propose: aranea 4 sure
Who stressed more over wedding planning: meenah bc she wanted everything to be perf 4 aranea
Who decorated the house: aranea
Who does the cooking: meenah
Who is more organized: aranea
Who’s the cuddler: meenah
Who’s the big spoon/little spoon:. i already answered this. meenah/aranea
What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: pokemon
Who cooks: meenah? it says that up there what?
Who comes home drunk at 3am: meenah
Who kills the spiders: neither bc aranea would murder someone if they killed a spider in her home
Who falls asleep first: depends on the night
A headcanon: they never considered kids until aranea was like “i think I want kids” and then meenah was like “aight”
Who has the most patience? aranea she has to put up with so much of meenah’s shit
