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Headcanon:
Fools' Day each year is a the most sombre day in a Morporkian's life. It is the one day where the Fools' Guild gets to enforce their law of humour on the Ankh-Morpork populace.
Anyone caught practicing unlicensed jokes, japes, jest or pranks will receive the harshest punishments.
Many dads have succumbed to it.*
*The making of unlicensed dad jokes is a capital fe-loony.
Everyone: I see a lot of myself in Granny Weatherwax/Sam Vimes/Tiffany Aching.
Me: I see myself in the depressed clown that shows up twice in Men At Arms.
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Special thanks to the author:@o--b-s-c-u-r-u--s
Thank you very much for the details of the nose! He's very good! Thank you very much!
Look, its the Fools Guild
Some pics from my Fools Guild save
She was weeping and holding onto her pacifier. Jackie tried to cheer her up,
Jackie: "It's okay, it wasn't your fault! It was mine! I forgot. *snickering* Let’s go to my room, it’s time for tea.” Crybaby: *Sniff* Joker: "Jackie." Jackie: "Puddin! *hugs* Joker: "...Where have you been?" Jackie: "Cleaning the doctor’s house. I'm their new housekeeper. *wiggles brows* Joker: "You clever minx. Just don't forget who your real boss is."
Victor: "...Sorry about that." Jackie: "I'm sure my dreams of killing her will be even more satisfying. So thank you! *takes off her coat* Victor: "What's that?" Jackie: "My uniform." Victor: "Wha-you can't walk around the house like this." Jackie: "Why not? Bonehilda's wearing the same thing!" Victor: "She's a pile of bones! You...you're not." Jackie: *Grins* You'll just have to deal with it, Doctor." Victor: "Shh, don't call me that here." Jackie: "Then what shall I call you? Vicki?" Victor: "Mr. Goth." Jackie: "Meh, that's boring. So, where should I start today? Your office?" Victor: "Eris, please just...behave."
Even when he was saying it, he couldn't stop staring at her. Her damned uniform was going to be the death of him and she knew it. It took every ounce of self control not to drag her to the nearest room and,-
Belassan: "Dad? Who's this?" Victor: "Our new housekeeper." Jackie: "You're Belassan, right? I'm Jackie. I'm sure we'll be the best of friends." Belassan: "...I have enough friends." Jackie: *Huffs* What did I tell you? A snobby little brat with,-" Victor: "-Bonehilda, could you take Belassan to his room?"
