Nov 29, 2024
And if I say April Foolsverse Caelum should be a sadism demon what are y’all doing. If I said the most terrifying thing would be this 8 year old telling you to isolate and kys with a huge grin on his face as if what he’s saying isn’t incredibly threatening and fucked up what is the consensus because genuinely this would be my favorite shit
Freelancer: …
Sadism!Caelum: You should kys :)😃
Freelancer: YOU KNOW THAT THATS NOT APART OF YOUR JOB RIGHT? LIKE ME DYING DOESNT PROVIDE YOU FOOD??
Caelum: Yeah but have you considered it’s fucking funny
(He proceeds to have his mouth washed out with soap by Freelancer but escapes mid way through like a pissed off cat, hissing and hunching up in the corner to escape his punishment)
#he would be an asshole#like the worst kind of guy a complete brat#freelancer takes him outside and he’s biting other kids and they’re like ‘SORRY THAT ONES MINE I PROMISE HE DOESNT HAVE RABIES EVEN +’#‘IF HE SAID HE DID’#def giving off satina vibes for Caelum with Freelancer being a much more stressed out version of her dad#He’s still a sucker for Gavin though and loves to rest his head on his big brother’s chest he’s baby#fools!gavin would be the only one to sooth him and tame Caelum honestly#tw kys joke#kys joke#sh jokes#tw sh joke#cw kys joke#cw kys mention#cw sh joke#lemme know if I missed any of those important tags for this /srs#I find the jokes funny but I don’t want anyone to be unnecessarily squicked out if I can stop it /gen#redacted caelum#Caelum redacted#redacted freelancer#freelancer redacted#redacted fandom#foolsverse#redactedverse#redacted asmr#caelum redacted audio#redacted audios#redacted audio#redacted daemons
