#sh jokes

[i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated]

they know their audience

[oilith]

Now listen, sh is bad but i can be scanned at self check-outs and that's really fucking funny lmao

[dismas-n-dismay]

And if I say April Foolsverse Caelum should be a sadism demon what are y’all doing. If I said the most terrifying thing would be this 8 year old telling you to isolate and kys with a huge grin on his face as if what he’s saying isn’t incredibly threatening and fucked up what is the consensus because genuinely this would be my favorite shit

Freelancer: …

Sadism!Caelum: You should kys :)😃

Freelancer: YOU KNOW THAT THATS NOT APART OF YOUR JOB RIGHT? LIKE ME DYING DOESNT PROVIDE YOU FOOD??

Caelum: Yeah but have you considered it’s fucking funny

(He proceeds to have his mouth washed out with soap by Freelancer but escapes mid way through like a pissed off cat, hissing and hunching up in the corner to escape his punishment)

[l1ttle-w1ng]

Sister: *looks at scars on my arm* What's that?

Me: *motions to thigh * I ran out of room

[decayedkun]

How my razor looks at me when I look at my grades:

[disgorgedfoetus]

Cloud:! You too!? Vince-

Vincent: —lets not get into it. all i want to say is that if you think about it again…let me know.

Cloud:….

Vincent: or don’t. Your choice. Do what you like, but try to get some rest before then.

(Sorta “explicit” joke under read more btw)