#foot lore

[arthur-lesturs-right-foot]

What is going on with you and @johns-right-foot???

I asked them about and they said to ask you so pls

Tell me what the fuck is going on

Hello, and welcome to McDark-World’s. Thank you for your concern regarding my personal life, but really it isn’t of much concern. My enemies to lovers relationship took a turn when I didn’t properly acknowledge an execution, then he started selling all my things, we had a divorce lawyer come in, then we had couples counseling in the form of being threatened to be thrown in the Dead Sea where the two of us valiantly fought together against being thrown into cages and those cages being thrown into the Dead Sea, then we realized we liked each other better than the current situation, and thus our divorce was canceled. Also, I never got my things back and am being threatened by Faroe’s Music Box.

So anyways, would you like to order and Saddy Meal or a Daddy Meal?

[mondayborn]

I just realized I'm not even sure how this foot thing started 😆

Okay here's the lore. Late last year antis were actively mocking fic writers. They were reading out fics live on twitter (or another platform but who cares) so little deviled egg thought to itself: Oh I'll give them something to read.

I've always thought feet were gross and so naturally the grossest kink that came to mind was foot fetish (no shame to anyone who's into that I just felt like people wouldn't touch it with a six foot pole and I was right btw those fics have low hits)

And so I wrote Footloose ✨my beloved✨ which was what started my foot fiend reputation I guess.

[arthur-lesturs-right-foot]

When your soulmate ends up fighting demons in the walls but leaves you fresh baked cinny rolls 🥰

[arthur-lesturs-right-foot]

Carrying the fucking team again

@johns-right-foot come help me dammit we fell into another hole