Arthur Lester’s Right Foot

The fuck Orthur

[wolfythewitch]

John Doe

[thevoidisscreamingbackatyou]

@arthurs-better-half

[johns-right-foot]

Woag, that’s a lotta right feet wouldn’t you say @arthur-lesturs-right-foot

[arthur-lesturs-right-foot]

Woag, babes, how many left feet are in the family?

[yellow-opinions]

This is very stupid and absolutely a waste of my time, but Larson is too useless to count on so I don't have much choice, I guess.

Kayne said if I let you humans suggest songs for me to listen to and I make an effort to 'honestly rate them', as he put it, then he might let me out of the Dark World early.

It sucks here but apparently the wifi is great, whatever that means.

So feel free to use the weirdly labeled button to tell me what you think I should listen to. I'd change some of the names on here but Kayne refuses to tell me how because 'this is funnier'.

Fucking asshole.

[arthur-lesturs-right-foot]

I’ve got three songs for you:

“Only Girl in a Material World” from Moulin Rogue, the musical

“Farewell Wanderlust” by The Amazing Devil

And

“Good Lookin’” by Dixon Dallas

Detailed analysis Yellow. Detailed.

[yellow-opinions]

Why are there so many of that British fuck's body parts here? I want him ripped limb from limb but this isn't what I meant at all.

[arthur-lesturs-right-foot]

Hiiiiiiiiiiyaaaaaaaaa

You can’t kill us all bitch

[arthur-lesters-intestines]

Throwing a party at my place tonight! 🥳🎉

Make sure you only bring things beneficial to the gut flora!

Will make exceptions for beer pong related items

[john-does-growling]

so plastic is not off the table 👁️👁️

[johns-right-foot]

I’ll bring the food skewers!

@arthur-lesturs-right-foot can you bring the cinnamon buns pookie?

[arthur-lesturs-right-foot]

I’ll bring varieties! For both eldritch and mortal consumptions!

[kaynes-man-titties]

How many of Arthur’s limbs are there???????????

Please tell me!!!

[arthur-lesters-matted-hair]

Current limb count: to many

[arthur-lesters-becrackled-spine]

Anough to fill a room but not enough to make a whole human.

I think we’re still missing a heart and brain

[kaynes-man-titties]

Just a bunch of random body parts in a room.

[arthur-lesters-tits]

actually we have an apartment building

[kaynes-man-titties]

Oh?

[arthur-lesters-tits]

you should move in with us we could be neighbours :3

[johns-right-foot]

MOVE INTO THE ARTHUR-PARTMENT RIGHT NOW *THREATENINGLY*

[kaynes-man-titties]

Oh?

[johns-right-foot]

RIGHT FUCKING NOW (Definitely non-threatening)

[arthur-lesters-piano]

@arthur-lesters-eyebrows press to start growing out of your wall instead? We can be room mates= D

[arthur-lesters-eyebrows]

I wouldnt mind getting a roomate! sure, why not!

[arthur-lesters-facial-hair]

How do you guys decorate your rooms?

[johns-right-foot]

Me and my love ( @arthur-lesturs-right-foot ) have decided that our apartment Shifts at our needs. Though, right now my side of the apartments is a bit of a cross between a mad scientist’s workshop and an endless eldritch dimension. I’m not too sure about my pookie’s side

[arthur-lesturs-right-foot]

Oh of course my bb gurl doesn’t know. Too busy with his work as per usual. Mine is in a constantly shifting state to suit both my emotional and mental state, but rn it’s a music and art studio with a dreamscape aesthetic. There’s a small kitchen with large windows that let in the only natural light where I bake and cook stews and stuffs. I still don’t know where the occasional screaming is coming from but I am assuming it has something to do with the Thing That Is Not A Cat or the other three house cats keeping me company.

[arthur-lesturs-right-foot]

Carrying the fucking team again

@johns-right-foot come help me dammit we fell into another hole

[daydreaming-rat-man]

Arthur lester body part blogs

Do you guys know each other? Are you pals? Are you one single celled organism??? I NEED ANSWERS PLEASE

[arthur-lesters-scar-tissue]

As the scar tissue I see quite a few of these guys all the time

(Can someone send me the link to the body parts discord?)

[johns-right-foot]

Check out the malevolent body part support group community on Discord - hang out with 86 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

Come one and all. Join the hive mind and be enlightened, freed from your mortal shell

[arthur-lesturs-right-foot]

We have to make more cinny rolls!!!

[urmomslonelycryptid69]

Arthur Lester please stop whimpering

[arthur-lesters-matted-hair]

@arthur-lesters-whimpering sorry man they told you to stop it

[arthur-lesters-whimpering]

no

[faroes-music-box]

Your suggestion has been rejected by The Council of Limbs/Objects, if you’d like to file another complaint please try again. We will not even look at it :)

-Behalf of the Limbs/Objects

[arthur-lesturs-right-foot]

Or just find some joy in life. At least that’s our opinion

[arthur-lesturs-right-foot]

When your soulmate ends up fighting demons in the walls but leaves you fresh baked cinny rolls 🥰

[arthur-lesters-left-foot]

I love how a lot of us keep forgetting that John has one of Arthur’s feet and it’s only brought up like in 1-2 episodes. We don’t even know which one it is.

We could have gotten a moment where John experiences his first stubbed toe but noooo!!!

Justice for John’s foot!!! Justice for me (maybe)!!!!!!

[johns-right-foot]

😘

See, @arthur-lesturs-right-foot at least someone acknowledges my existence

[arthur-lesters-left-foot]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?! @arthur-lesturs-right-foot get your pookie

[arthur-lesturs-right-foot]

I always acknowledge your existence! Stop breaking into people’s houses @johns-right-foot ! We’ve talked about this!!!

[johns-right-foot]

You’re too late, I’ve already gotten into the walls

[arthur-lesturs-right-foot]

Ugh….at least scare away the Faceless Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home, will you? Leftie has been complaining about her for a week now

[arthur-lesters-left-foot]

I love how a lot of us keep forgetting that John has one of Arthur’s feet and it’s only brought up like in 1-2 episodes. We don’t even know which one it is.

We could have gotten a moment where John experiences his first stubbed toe but noooo!!!

Justice for John’s foot!!! Justice for me (maybe)!!!!!!

[johns-right-foot]

😘

See, @arthur-lesturs-right-foot at least someone acknowledges my existence

[arthur-lesters-left-foot]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?! @arthur-lesturs-right-foot get your pookie

[arthur-lesturs-right-foot]

I always acknowledge your existence! Stop breaking into people’s houses @johns-right-foot ! We’ve talked about this!!!

[arthur-lesters-ovarian-cyst]

perhaps an ovarian cyst shouldn't be able to gaze at the stars, but yet here we are.

[arthur-lesturs-right-foot]

God, those bifocals of yours must be an amazing brand

[john-does-whimpering]

guys let's get violent.

[arthur-lesturs-right-foot]

Alright, lemme get my spiky boot on

[kassifaux]

I want every "arthur-lesters-" account on this post right NEOW🙏🙏

Edit: literally any of the malevolent [characters-_] will do, I need them ALL

[arthur-lesturs-right-foot]

Sup bitches

[worldwright]

i'm a huge fan of all the malevolent blogs that have decided to dissect arthur and claim parts of him. think it's possible to get a full body on this post?

[arthur-lesturs-right-foot]

The problem is that we have more body parts than a normal, regular human being

We are the eldritch horror here

[arthur-lesters-ovarian-cyst]

don't tell Arthur, but I now have eyes.

[arthur-lesters-intestines]

????

??

Huh???

[arthur-lesturs-right-foot]

Do they make spectacles of that caliber?

[arthur-lesters-tits]

day 61 in the Dreamlands

i got apparently married to @arthur-lesters-slutty-waist and @arthur-lesters-coccyx is officiating it post wedding, @johns-right-foot is dragging it out AFTER stealing my Dreamlands weed too! Unbelievable. I got a job at Yellow King with @arthur-lesters-trachea to spite J.R. Foot for stealing my weed, i wonder how @arthur-lesters-ribcage and @arthur-lesters-tummy are doing rn?

[arthur-lesters-slutty-waist]

yeah we eloped. fun times. @johns-right-foot is trying to say it’s not official but it is. anyway what have the rest of you been up to? @arthur-lesters-tummy @arthur-lesters-ribcage

[johns-right-foot]

I never said it wasn’t.I just wanted to make sure it was official so we could go on a double date with @arthur-lesturs-right-foot

[arthur-lesturs-right-foot]

We are not double dating at Yellow King or McDarkworlds. My manager will fucking flip and we don’t need that mess.

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How about Scratch’s Whorehouse?