#footformers

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OH LORD- PROWL FEET TOE APPRECIATION?!

My loves 🥰 it’s time for (the only police officer we like) Prowl! So many people have big feelings about his g1 feet but don’t worry we’ll look at some comic feet too 🙂‍↕️ let’s go!

We are going to start off with the worst best version though 😈 now these grippers have genuinely grown on me. They’re so ridiculous yet so cute to me. They really look like individual toes, it’s absurd! I just kinda want to 🤏🏼 touch up on them? You think he could wiggle them independently? That may be too weird… hmmm… ANYWAY

Now these? These are GOOD FEET 🤤 I’ve said it once, I’ll say it a million times; I love when the wheels are part of the feeeeeeet. They add such a beautiful curve; such a nice sizable foot. It’s a great counter balance to the large chests a lot of these mecha have (especially Prowl 😏)

More yummy yummy tire-foot integration. I just *sigh* love Prowler so much 🥺 even when he has wack ass feet 🤭

How’d we feel about these pedes? Lots of people have funny reactions to the g1 toes XD anyway chat with me! I do like more than just robot feet I swear-

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It’s finally time for-

SWINDLE FOOT APPRECIATION!!!

Swindle is the perfect candidate for Footformers- there are so many panels that show his feet! I feel so lucky 🥰 now let’s start waxing poetic-

Now our dearest right foot of Bruticus has so much going for him- he’s literally A FOOT. But also, he has darling toes! His adorable two toes on each foot are so endearing unlike some other mecha’s toes *cough* Prowl *cough* they can’t help but make me smile.

I’m being so serious when I say I’d love to chew on those little pedes of his; they look like they’d taste like my favorite candies 😋 his bright colors are tricking me, and I wouldn’t have it any other way. Let’s all just come out and say it. We crave being swindled by Swindle 😌

I just love everything about Swindle, he’s so greasy New Yorker, but so cute at the same time 🤏🏼 let’s all give a cheer for Swindle and his cute cute toes 🥰

THANK YOU RANDOM CITIZEN 😏 FOR REQUESTING SWIDLE 🤭

Everyone send me more requests! Canon, OC, gimme all the robot tootsies 😈

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OVERLORD FOOT APPRECIATION?!

Oh! Hi Overlord 🫣 Big papi here was requested, so let’s give the people what they crave- unhinged foot commentary 🥰

Oh goodness we all know these panels 😭 let’s ignore the tragedy (I love ALL minibots) and focus on feet 🙂‍↕️ that’s what we’re here for!

We don’t often get to see an underfoot shot, let’s appreciate the detailing 🤩 those tread marks are DELIGHTFUL! I bet they’d have a great mouthfeel. Also, something would fit real well in the ‘arch’ of his feet if you’re picking up what I’m putting down 😏

…you could fuck his feet, that’s what I meant 😭 I’m sorry.

Like I really enjoy how weird Overlord’s feet are. They give talon vibes? Idk it’s just interesting how so little of the actual foot is in contact with the ground when he such a big guy. Makes him somewhat elegant, doesn’t it?

Anywho- that’s all I can think up for big man right now, I hope the requester enjoyed this 🤭

Thanks @origamifrog-art for the request~ Y’all can request me more bots to talk about! I’m having a blast!

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Hi! I’m Gwen, and I like robots!

Specifically, I like their feet 😌 this genuinely started as a joke but it’s taken over my mind, and honestly? I’m having a lot of fun being weird on the internet 🤭

If you’d like to see my robot feet rambles check out my tag: Footformers (it’s down below for easy access 😜)

Anyways- I like talking, so feel free to bug me. MWAH 💋

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BLAST OFF FOOT APPRECIATION?! G1 edition

Hi everypony 🥰 Let’s learn something about me today- Bwast Awf 💅 is my favorite Combaticon, but I have a love hate relationship with his feet. Let’s get into it~ 💋

As you can see- his thrusters have become the front of his feet instead of his heel like it does with seekers. But he’s a space shuttle so the rules don’t matter anyway!

He 100% gets points for unique feet though the gaping holes where his toes should be is a little unnerving at first (if you’re like me). They do grow on you though 🤭 I’m always saying I want to shove my hand in his foot and I DO mean that sexually 🥰 …I’m a normal individual.

(6 Combaticons? 🤨📸 lol)

But seriously- he’s a foot fucker’s dream 🙏🏼 and I love that he has this to help differentiate him from the other Combaticons (4/5 having visors and face masks can make things confusing!!).

Also just a small shout out to his color scheme too- I love brown I love purple MWAH he’s perfect (once you get used to the non existent toes 😜).

This was suggested by an anon, thank you!!! Y’all give me more tf suggestions, or just yap about robots with me; let’s get silly!!

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Rodimus Foot Appreciation?!

My loves… I’m bringing Footformers to a new platform 😈

I’m here, I’m queer, and I’m going to talk about robot’s feet a little too intensely. Am I really into it? Is it all a joke? Who knows 😌

But I do know that Rodimus has the best feet-

Just look at those cloven hooves of his 🤤 I wanna tongue em I mean, I feel totally normally about his and all robot feet >n< but his calf wheels and the metal pipes and his inward spiked heel 😍 there’s so much to love about Rodimus’ feet

Like, wow 😍 those two beautiful giant toes of his- got me unwell, I’m going to lick between them 😌 I wonder if he can move them independently or if it’s just a fused situation.

Roddy is the perfect start to my robot feet rambles 🥴 because he is #1 in all out hearts, right 🤨

Anyway- if you read this far MWAH 💋 love you tell me about ur favorite robot feet kthxbye

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Swidle feet post when 🥺

Don’t worry bestie, it’ll be soon 😈

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Uh oh- BLURR FOOT APPRECIATION?!

Our second Footformers post! Yippee! Of course we had to hit up idw Blurr 🤤 he’s something of a specimen himself.

Now this panel? Fries my brain in the best way. The metal that makes up his feet looks so thin and sharp and the wheel making up the center is just TO DIE FOR! The spikes along the calf of his leg really add to his streamlined look 🙂‍↕️

The tip of his foot comes to sharp triangular point, love being able to see the foot in profile and from below, truly masterful work; it’s very attractive. And you can see through his feet in multiple places 🥴 this is an artful Transformer pede, extremely alien and mechanical and delicious all at once.

Let’s not get distracted by the lovely foot behind Blurr. 🤭 This is just another angle to truly appreciate how sharp and fast he looks 🥰

If you read this far, you’re getting a sticker. Gold stars for my lovelies! And again pls send me ur fav ROBOT feet MWAH