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[appendingfic]

How Shadow Whipple Can Still Win

Shadow: what if I AM a monster? Wade: Okay, let me introduce you to a good friend of mine named James T Kirk, who I think would have something to say about that

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(from the DC Super Hero Girls Episode “Batnapped!”)

[nomchimpsky]

fiona.

i still havent studied for linguistics

  yes.

oh... me neither

and i really don't have an excuse

i just don't waaaaanna

  lol

i've been learning history

to avoid studying

lol

  hahaha

  i dont know how to procrasinate

xD

  so academic

  i'm doing it wronggg

xD

it's better than that one time

  at least you're learning when you procrastinate

i just look at hedgehogs/martin freemans

  where i was writing notes on the effects of poison on cadavers instead of studying anthro

yessssss

  which is, obviously, the same thing

  obviously they are

i mean it's completely uncanny

FIONA

the apartments

we saw yesterday

were b eaaautiful

so

beautiful

i just want to live there

after i graduate

and everything

but i can't

because i dont have a job

and that makes me sad

  nuuuuuuuu i want to see

you guys HAVE to live there

  lol

  so i can look at it

  hahaha

  and note where you'll be sleeping. for later reference

  are you coming with alice and i this saturday?

lololol

okay

i will

  yeah! she texted me

  do you can sneak in

  ok good

  *so

  are you guys gonna visit the same place?

  yes. but we're looking at the smaller 3 bedrooms and a 2 bedroom

but i really liked the first one we saw.

so much space

  alright nawsome! i'll have my chance to see it now

  lol

  i need to see why it's so magical

i excpet unicorn fountains

*expect

fountains that flow unicorn

  only the truly magical can see it. otherwise, you'll see nothing but a parking lot

inside the apartment

with levels

and a toll booth

  dag yo

  which in itself is prettymagical

  i'll need to strengthen my magic seeing for saturday

  GOoD LUCk ON ThAT yoU SQUiB

  actually, i'm ok with just seeing a toll booth

those

  woah

  hahahahaahaha

  hahaha

  wow

i am but a lowly squib

with my muggle stick

  hahahaha

that aint no stick yo

  oh god

i don't want to know what it is then

it's a stick to my feeble squib brain

  im still laughing

  hahahaha

  okayokayoksy

i tink

i am

oij

oj

ok

okay no im not

  you don't need to be ok

only losers are "ok"

losers and muggles!

  oh okay

that's good

always good

  yes yes

bleck, were you still planning on studying for ling?

i've just been delaying the inevitable

  lol i do plan to

eventually

>.>''

i dont really plan on sleeping tonight

lol

when are you studying for it

so i may

bug you

and not really stujdy

although

we should

o.0

  i'll probably end up bugging you actually

sarah has already gone to sleeps

  liiiies

woah

she has

wow

hmmm

  i know!

  you can always come over

because

well

im not asleep

xD

  she went to bed like an hour ago which is even crazier

  that's insane

so much for bugging you guys

i hope she's not getting sick

  i think it's stress.. she was working all day

  ooh

  ...while i slacked like a champ

  yea

we sorta slacked yesterday

meh

  i am good student

  you is

  i've only slacked this weekend

  do you only have linguistics to worry abt this week

you know, minus tour normal cjinese quizze

wow

i can't type

serioiusly

it's ridiculous

  yeah just the midterm

  you sonofabiiiiitch

lol

  i had all the rest of my tests last week

  you should take my exams for me

oooh

  i knowwwww hahaha

  okay

never mind then

you're off the hook

grumblegrumble

  haha

i'll still gloat though. just, silently

  grumblegrumble

lol

you know

if no one had anything big on friday

i think we all should go to scoops right before spring break

but i doubt that's gonna happen

  gasp yes

  lol

like

  black

*bleck

  maybe after dinner or something

we all just go to scoops

and get icecream

and calm down

but that would mean that sarah and i would have to get that archaeology paper done earlier

hmmm

  when's it due? midnight?

  uhhh

yuuuup

that's good

very good

  yeah if you guys weren't too stressed we could!

up to you two though

  im pretty sure i can pull it off. maybe we can mention it randomy during dinner one day this week

  yus. very yus

  lol

  i'll have to see if I'm doing something though... i might be going home on thursday...

  oooh

okay

):

  awww but maybe not

i'll have to see!

but regardless you guys should go to scopps

*sooooops

*uafkjsn

*sCoooops

ok.

  what is this insanity

why can't you learn to spell

why can't you spell

  not being able to type

  learn to spell

  it is a sickness

  what is this blashphemy

blasphemy

it's ridiculous

your entire face is ridiculous

and your children

  i know. i shouldn't have cheated on all those spelling tests in elementary school

  and your children's children

and aaaaaaall of your line

they shall be doomed

  every single spelling test

  to ridiculousness

...

you can tell i've had a lot of caffiene today

caffeien

fuck

i can't spell either

i blame you

  as you should

it is a sickness after all

  i will poop on ebverything you love

ebverything

not everything

ebverything

  and i can't spell cafieneneneneneff either

whatever

that

ebverything

  caffeine

woot

i did it

yus

  caffeiene

no

  ebverything is alright in the world now

  whatever, i accept my inferiority

  also

i can't spell

devlisious'

delivious

delicious

worrectly

corectly

correrctly

oh dear

correctly

that was painful

i can't breathe from laughing

  hahahahahaha

i don't know what's happening

but it's hilarity

  im just siting here

sitting

typing

and not spelling

because

i can't spell

  spelling is boring

  i just heard that in benedict's voice

BORED

  it's for the prescriptivists!

see what i did there? you see?

  no

im not wearing my glasses

  this is my studying

  i can't see anything fiona

oh wait, i am wearingthem

in that case

no, i chse not to notice

you being all

academic like

because

im allergic

to that biulllshit

  how can you be allergic when you were procrastinating with history

that makes ME alleric

*allergic

  shhhhhhhhhh

not so loud

  shhhhh ok sorry

  the academic police will come

they already took all the dwarves

  shhhhhahahahaa

  may they rest in peace

  they're in a better place now

  no they're not

  may their dwarves souls ascend

  they're beiing waterboarding

*waterboarded

xD

  or i mean descend

hahahaahah

poor little things

they don't stand a chance

  nope

on atr al

at all

none at all

okay

i think this is a sign

  ok

  that i sohuld stop trying to type

  probably

  because this isn't really

workibng

out spwe

so we;ll

  should i come to bother you?

  why yes you should

:OI

  the bothering shall now commence!

i shall be over momentarily

  alright

i shall start to go to the lavoratory

idk

why i used tht word

  because fancy krista

think of the fancy

  i feel like that word

visually

has a monocle

and a mustache

and a top hat

and a waist coat

and a watch for it

  best visual

EVERY

*EVER