#for flotsam

[wienners]

-walks out of the bathroom- sorry im late i saw god in there and baptised him in sick. Yeah..... i embraced him around his cistern, said "c'est la mort, enough of this"

[lunarsradio]

And I saw god in the bathroom

I baptized him in sick

Embraced him around his cistern

C’est la mort, enough of this

-For Flotsam by Los campesinos

[cxremedy]

favorite lc! song and whyyyy

i feel like it changes from time to time depending on my mood or if a certain song is stuck in my head. but i think allez les blues is my all-time favorite still. sticking by it. it's my most listened to track for a reason, i suppose.

as for the whyyyy... i am terrible at being introspective (or whatever) about my interests when given the chance to talk about them. it's awful. but i dunno, i like the lyrics. i like the vocals, especially kim's (i believe it's kim singing, yes?). i like the instrumentals. it makes my ears happy.

also, to me, i feel like there's something inherently petty about the song. i love the attitude behind it.

[newfruits]

For Flotsam by Los Campesinos!

Knees knocking and blood flowing, so

I want you to know that I want to

[orleans-jester]

What Flotsam is gonna find:

A hole dug with a large stick beside it, and on that stick will be a roll of toilet paper, since Clopin had kindly dug a latrine.

A little Mickey Mouse fannypack with some rolled joints.

Bear spray.

Pillows with Kuzco’s face on it from one of his old merchandise lines.

A stack of playboy magazines.

Two family sized chocolate bars, and one that has been half eaten because setting up a tent is hungry work.

[orleans-jester]

Ebb & Flo

@cryptid-killjoy

Flotsam! My friend with the beats and the hooks And those tight pants and charming good looks! Seems you’ve got everything, including an army full of troops And groupies that come in all sizes and groups But even the coolest cats have trouble coming in from all sides And have to make do with the ever-changing  tides Yet you take on these problems so fully and quietly While still giving the middle finger to all of society I’m proud of you mate, but still gotta say tonight You take on too much sometimes, you know that I’m right Remember when times were simpler, and you spent your time rooting Through dumpsters for treasures and all of that looting Don’t get me wrong, your life is wonderful and lush But the surmount of problems - dude, you’re gonna crush I’ll give you a bit of advice, free, as always I think you should try to go back to the old days. At least for a little while, until your heart is re-opened And you can laugh, and relax, be out of your head and You can look at people with your eyes unglazed Since you took on too much, and your brain is razed Let the kids stay home, or stay with us if that’s too broad While you get your ass in the woods and applaud What a good idea Uncle Clopin had, and pledge That you’ll stop living life on the limits, on the edge Re-find the you that you loved and best worked Before all this drama shit took you and jerked I’m already building you a tent, my gift to this life Just bring some food, some booze, and a good knife.

[sheflirts-a]

“You don’t have to stay here, you know. You could come back with me.”

                            @nohumansallowcd ​ GETS A ONE LINER 💙

[rrohe]

...as I describe my lonely, you listen very clear...