Feb 16, 2021
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The Closer You Are
A New Year's To Remember (Not Just Because It's 1999)
You know how people tell you about where they were, December 31st, 1999? Well, here's the story of two of my friends, Chang Lee and the Master, and what they were doing that momentous day.
So, the Master had gone and screwed some stuff up, getting killed by the Time Lords and put in a jar under the watch of this idiot called the Doctor. The Doctor went off, probably reading or fixing his TARDIS, so he didn't realize the Master got out of the jar, and went to go possess a really hot American guy called Bruce. So, Bruce went to work, found this kid called Chang Lee, who was trying to steal the Doctor's stuff from the hospital because the idiot had gone and gotten himself shot by San Francisco gang members. The Master took Chang under his wing, Chang promising to help he get back at the 'Evil Doctor' for stealing his body and his TARDIS.
So, here's where the awesome bit comes in.
Instead of actually doing anything, Chang had gone and stolen the Master's sunglasses, which were used to disguise his snake-like pupils from the humans, and saying he wouldn't give them back until the Master played cards with him. The Master agreed, on the stipulation he got to pick which card game.
After the first round, Chang was slightly horrified to realize that the Master had picked strip poker as the card game, but went along with it, because Holy fuck, the Master was hot.
So, by the end of the game, both of the boys were sufficiently naked, so the Master proposed an idea. He suggested the pair go walk around the city for an hour before they got dressed to see if they got arrested for public indecency. Chang agreed, because, well, despite how bad he had it for the Master, he terrified him.
So, the pair set out, Chang covering his valuable bits with his hands, blushing like a third grader with a crush. The Master would just chuckle, moving Chang's hand away. At one point, when they passed a rather large group of partiers by the waterfront, the Master had leaned down and kissed Chang, straight on the lips, feeling immense joy with the sound of about six dozen horrified, disgusted gasps. Hey, it wasn't his fault that America had a stick up it's ass and was anti-gay with the best of them, or that his nudist companion was quite attractive. Not his fault at all.
By the time the hour was up, and they had gotten dressed again, the Master had kissed Chang a total of six different times, getting over 300 hundreds horrified gasps from people.
So, now you know about the Master and Chang Lee's turn of the century celebrations. What were yours like? I bet they weren't as naked and displeasing to the masses as this one. If they were, my hats go off to you, mu friend, for being a creepy, naked perv, wandering around town on New Year's Eve. I hope you got arrested.
