so a very long time ago i asked all my friends for limericks, about being dead or something, and i just found what they wrote...
“when I was a dead person I sat in my grave and I had nothing to do but decompose like a poo Because a very dead person was I!!!”
“Killed a man. Put a gun against his head Pulled these trigger now he's dead “
“When I was a dead person, I was dead.”
“When I was a dead person, I learnt a good lesson, You can not be dead, While inhaling a breath, I am not a dead person.”
“when I was a dead person... I am not o.o *gasp* because if I died it would ruin the plot I still need to go bad and join La Sociedad (google it) Before I rejoin the good side after I am betrayed by my own team mates. My old friends welcome me back, but with caution, and it takes me a while to regain their trust. After I have proven my worth, my arch nemesis confronts me, seeking revenge. The onslaught is quick and brutal, but I emerge triumphant. Then, to the shock of the onlookers, my beaten foe reaches for a discarded gun, and in the head I get shot”
“When I was a dead person I Got shot in the nose and the eye but cause i was dead i just went to bed and had no reason to cry”