Since Saint wanted me to write about Iggy being a cannibal, here we go... :D
"Max?" Fang calls, peeping around the corner, looking for his girlfriend. He sees that her door has been left ajar and slowly tip toes towards it. Poking his head in, he sees someone sitting on Max's bed, hunched over as if in pain. "Iggy?" Fang questions, recognizing the strawberry blonde hair. Iggy turns toward him slowly, his mouth and hands stained red. Fang's eyes widen. "I-Iggy? Wh-what are you doing?"
Iggy gives Fang an evil grin, standing up from the bed, his hands behind his back. Fang can see that Max's bed is stained with red and there's a slight lump under the blankets.
"Oh my God, Iggy, what did you do?!" Fang exclaims, rushing to the bed. He sees a knife laying on the white sheets, covered in red. Fang begins crying, his head swimming as he turns back to Iggy.
"Fang, are you alright? You're breathing weird." Iggy comments. He holds out a hand, containing a sandwich. "Want a bite?"
"Iggy...IGGY WHAT IS ON THAT SANDWICH?" Fang shouts. Iggy still looks confused.
"Uh...strawberry jelly." Iggy says. "Are you okay? Like, mentally?"
Fang stops freaking out and turns back to Max's bed, looking at the red stains. He runs his finger over the stain, bringing it to his mouth experimentally. It wasn't blood, like he had thought, it was...strawberry jelly.
"Wait...what were you doing in here?" Fang questions, picking up the knife and licking the jelly off.
"Max threw out all my bomb supplies, so I made sandwiches in her bed." Iggy explains, taking a bite of his sammich. "Great revenge, 'cause I'm a messy sandwich maker."
"So...you didn't eat Max?" Fang asks to clarify.
"What? No. Why would I eat Max? She'd taste awful."
"Oh..uh...I-I don't know..." Fang turns to continue his search for his girlfriend. As an after thought, he turns back to Iggy and adds, "And Max tastes delicious if you ask me."
Okay...so, maybe it's not so CannIggy...but still...