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One thing about having a boyfriend it'll make you wish you could do makeup way better so you could put him in full glam

i’m high and i’m feeling anxious inside a CVS!!!!! when she turns ‘round halfway down the aisle with that you’re on camera smile like she wants to try me on!!!! and life’s so fun life’s so fun got my miniskirt and my rollerblades on!!!!!

quantumshade

everyone be quiet. marsha with her snoopy.

#I LOVE MARSHA P JOHNSON SNOOPY CROSSOVER

Had an inappropriate immature unsafe and irrational Moment today in the wake of which my dad offered to pay for therapy so a win is a win I guess

#I've been softlaunching that something is lowkey Wrong to my mom especially #and as embarrassing as it is for anyone to witness a crashout it's kind of. proof?#mj has feelings

zestynestyyy

… call you but your telephone busy

#real question is this jerma

If ANYONE brings up be more chill right now I'm powerwalking away from you. I KNOW

#my heart is a snake eating its tail. OKAY!#mj has feelings

fransmoshenthusiast

Lore drop.

At the start of this comic Tommy has one problem, and by the end he has two...

How do you guys think Spencer starts questioning his sexuality??

#breathes deeply and acts normally #smosh #smosh summer games #class of 2005

I haven't really been parasocial about anyone since I was deep in the trenches of theatre kid nation so there's kind of a thrill to it as an adult

#me at 14: ben tyler cook (full grown adult) (lives across the country) is only 6 years older than me I could totally pull him #me at 23 (full grown adult): -------- (full grown adult) (lives in the same state) is only 9(?) years older than me I COULD totally pull hi #mj has feelings

storm-of-feathers

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

wetorturedsomefolks

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

#I could do this

partialsun

Rpf makes the music sound better

WHEN AM I GOING TO HAVE TIME TO WATCH JAWS THIS WEEKEND

#in my dream world I had a fic up and running by saturday #who knows! still time #as far as I know I have no plans until 5pm on saturday #& even then I'm anticipating a very mellow night. may as well give the gay fish enjoyers a nice little gift for the holiday (jaws weekend)

reallyreallyreallytrying

apparently in the new wallace & gromit movie they ran out of time to edit out the fingers moving stuff around so you have to watch the fingers too. fine with me. i like fingers

#south park

Be careful what you wish for I had a rollercoaster craving but I got hit with an emotional one before I could get myself to the theme park

#mj has feelings #some crazy highs and lows in the last week or so but altogether I'm doing good today! lunch with coworkers + bluegrass after dinner #+ trying new things financially to hit some savings goals this year + house party gig coming up on friday + sequin-wearing opportunity #+ THEME PARK THIS WEEKEND #save me kiddie coaster that I was too scared to get on when I was 9!