#for spiders

[askmuffetsmultiversecafe]

Got any Spider donuts available? Cuz I’m hungry right now

* We have tons of options!

[anonymous-integrity]

Smells like freshly baked cobwebs.

[askmuffetsmultiversecafe]

I eagerly await your questions~

[sternenhimmel-mond]

Fun fact: spiders like salt. I just saw a spider on the window outside with one of its legs in its mouth eating the salt that stuck to it's foot from walking on the outside of windows on the Oregon coast coated in dried salt. I know it was eating because it's exterior Jaws were moving side to side.

[mermaidvenom]

hear me out

I was in the bathroom and I saw a spider crawl out from under this wooden chest we have on the passageway 

my cat Bilbo spotted it and went in for the kill, now just for context I'm not very fast due to me suffering an ankle break last year so I thought that's it he's killed the spider and that's not allowed in my house we try to cohabit with them 

but sometimes we need to catch them and let them out as the cats just eat them

anyway turns out Bilbo didn't actually manage to catch the spider in just noped the fuck out underneath him an back under the chest 

then it got me thinking what if we invented little go pros to attach to spiders so we could see where they went when they disappear if we don't watch them for like a second 

I understand how that in some way that wouldn't really work as we would somehow have to catch the spider again to see where it went but 2 words live feed so we could literally just check in on what the spider was doing 24/7 up until it dies or the camera does or the camera falls off the spider XD

(I know it sounds pretty stupid but I wanted to share XD)

[pupa-returns-blog]

o8we8 said: Gotta have my 8edtime story.

oNCE UPON A TIME, tHERE WAS A SPIDER THAT KICKED EVERYONE’S ASSES SOMEHOW, wHILE ROBBING A BANK, dESPITE BEING A REGULAR SPIDER, sO i GUESS IT WAS REALLY SURE OF ITSELF AND THAT ALL WORKED OUT,, tHE ASS-KICKING, i MEAN,, aND THEN THEY LANDED A BOOK DEAL FOR IT,