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[morticious-delicious]

Adam, Savage. 

[isa-ghost]

YOU FUCKING GO ADAM

[kaylabeemarie]

Din: *Sigh*

[tkthegoddess]

🗣"It doesn't matter how they treat you interpersonally. They want you dead structurally."🔥🔥🔥💋

[woyaogaoxing]

A Lot of people need to understand this

[visionsinmymind]

point blank period.

[soulgem-26]

💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

[danguy96]

[melle-d]

sans enters smash in the most sans way

[theskeletongames]

Sans “limbs” tutorial

This is not meant in any way to discourage you from drawing. If you draw like the example I show, and are happy drawing that way, please continue. This tutorial is for the people who have asked how I draw skeleton parts and would like to know my approach.

I learned some things I was doing “wrong” making this, so I’m glad I put it together.

[kropotkindersurprise]

2015 - Here are some gifs of Donald Trump being attacked by a bald eagle named Uncle Sam, literally the least patriotic thing that can happen to an American. [video]

[kedreeva]

I’m reblogging this again because I finally realized why this is so funny to me, as a bird person.

In the first gif, what you’re seeing is a man who has zero idea how to handle a bird. That’s a heavy bird, and he’s got his arm stretched out as far as it will go in an attempt to keep the bird away from his face. What that does is create unstable footing for Uncle Sam. The handler is there trying to hold up Trump’s arm, but the bird has already realized it needs to leave or it will fall. In the first gif the bird is not attacking Trump- it is trying to get away from him so it doesn’t get hurt.

In the second gif, what we see is a bird that remembers what just happened and is blaming Trump for it. Uncle Sam sees Trump reach for its tether, and makes a lunge at Trump’s hand to keep him away. The bird /does not/ want to hang out with Trump because it has learned that Trump has no idea what he is doing.

Uncle Sam is rejecting Trump based on Trump’s proven inability to properly handle Uncle Sam. And that is both hilarious and beautiful.

Good bird.

[kedreeva]

Happy 4th of July.

Next time we listen to the birds when they try to give us a sign, y/y?

[friendlylocalwhumper]

let’s talk about tough, brave, scarred and bitter characters whose voices soften and whose hands move patiently when they interact with someone terrified and hurting

[dontyoubleedoutonme]

Because they intimately know what it’s like to be terrified and hurting without anyone to be soft and patient for them.

[firjii]

[alphabetbunn]

@keelywolfe

[theartofanimation]

Hannah Alexander  -  http://neverbirddesigns.tumblr.com  -  https://www.etsy.com/shop/neverbirddesigns  -  http://www.redbubble.com/people/neverbird  -  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChouZJ5VI49OnRAMlYKZCXA  -  https://instagram.com/hannah_alexander24

[dajo42]

Princess Peach was really just like “my castle is gonna be a weird museum with maybe some living quarters tucked away somewhere but mostly just magic portals to battlefields and slides” and everybody was like yeah you beautiful binch go ahead

[dajo42]

There’s a whole fucking room in the castle that’s just a long corridor with a portrait of bowser at the end. There’s another specifically designed to be a trick of perspective so you run towards a portrait of a goomba that looks like it’s right in front of you but it’s actually far away and huge. There’s a room filled with paintings and then a mirror wall so you can like, see the paintings reflected, I guess?

Princess Peach just has a bizarre series of magical art installations and that’s her house

[dajo42]

Like she LIVES there. That’s her HOUSE. She was like “hey toadsworth can we have a giant grandfather clock that if you jump at it it takes you to a magical world inside the clock but depending on what time you jump in the moving parts of the magic clock world will be faster or slower” and toadsworth was like “k lol” in her HOUSE

[dajo42]

What I’m saying is Princess Peach is a fucking legend

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

Years ago, my husband sent an email to Nintendo asking them a bunch of questions about Mario 64; stuff like “How do Bobombs reproduce?” and “Who does the second baby penguin belong to?” and that. I bring it up because one of the fifty-odd questions asked was “Why is there no furniture in Princess Peach’s castle?”

Nintendo of Europe answered every question, so I can canonically tell you that Princess Peach is so rich that she owns two castles, one for furniture and one for all her artwork.

(In case you’re wondering, the answers to the other two are “Through a mixture of gunpowder and love” and “No one. It is its own penguin.”)

[purple-possibilities]

There’s extra, and then theres Princess Peach

[mindflamer]

People seemed to like my bi/pan post so I decided to make a similar thing for asexuality! Please know that this is based on my own experiences within the community and I can’t speak for all aces. However I hope this can be a good starter for people to understand. A lot of ace stuff on here is heated arguments and I wanted to get away from that and provide a resource so people can learn without having to wade through the Discourse.

💖

Please note, I intentionally did not include anything about the “is ace queer” debate because it warrants a whole separate post and I want this to be accessible to anybody willing to learn, despite my personal feelings on that topic. Please do not bring your ace/queer debate onto this post, it is not the place. Thank you!!

Also for my last graphic, people re-posted to other social media and translated it into different languages and I’m totally fine w that! I would love if you keep the bottom credit and let me know if you do this. 😊

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[mindflamer]

bringing this back & adding on that i found a new helpful term to use instead of sex-positive (which is a completely different thing in feminist circles!) - sex-favorable works better when talking abt aces.✌🏻

[mindflamer]

shamelessly reblogging myself for pride month 🌈💕

[starbucks-strider-deactivated20]

this is beautiful

[threshie]

I’m ace, and I appreciate this excellent, educational post. Thank you!

[weareoracle]

[windsroad]

why do people in dnd each occupy a 5ft by 5ft square, how far apart do you think people need to be? why are dnd minis afraid of touching

[windsroad]

dnd minis standing five feet apart in a dungeon cuz they’re not gay

[brunhiddensmusings]

look, if the guy to my left has to do the turbo-macarena while charging a bolt of flesh melting while the guy on my right is doing every bruce lee move at the same time and the guy in front of me is flourishing a broadaxe like hes doing yo-yo tricks im going to give each of them enough floorspace to not liquefy myself

[veryfunnymemes]

[i-cant-make-a-good-name]

[dandy-boi-ftm]

The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison.

[shadowkat678]

Wait…what?

[desarea-doodles]

😭😭 y’all young and lost 😂😂

[mind-killer-blog]

[ghouladult-deactivated02347-blog]

oh my fucking GOD

[spritzeal]

i dont care how many times ive reblogged this

[shadow27]