Heyyyy, so I'm not actually supposed to be talking about this since it's kind of a top secret project, but I think I may or may not have accidentally mixed my husband's Testosterone shots with lizard DNA. You wouldn't happen to know how to calm down a rampaging lizardman in heat, would you? Asking because apparently monitor lizard breeding season is right around the corner and my hubby's sure been growling and hissing and flickering his tongue at me a lot...
no cure i fear!!! but you will have to take responsibility youre going to have to have him fuck you raw and fill you with lizard eggs youre going to have to have him explore your body with his long slimy tongue youre going to have to feel his hot breath on your face as you fear what he might do with those teeth youre going to have to feel his claws on your back youre going to have to carry those lizard eggs to term until theyre ready to be laid and youll have to do this over and over and over until breeding season is done which is a little over 4 months if you dont!!! someone else might get hurt!!! someone far more innocent












