egg laying is WAY HOTTER than pregnancy or breeding
just speaking my truth
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egg laying is WAY HOTTER than pregnancy or breeding
just speaking my truth
Getting fucked by a merman and having him lay his eggs inside of me for hours while calling me a pretty boy and gently thrusting his hips every now-and-then would fix 60% of my problems.
we need to edit male seahorse genes onto the Y to not only fill males with loyalty, but also, with eggs
Me: Ok fine. Whatever. Just let me go to my Happy Place™ for a while and calm down.
Him: Calling my chest cavity your "Happy Place" will not convince me to let you lay eggs there.
Hey there gorgeous, are you occupying your chest cavity all by yourself? Or is there room for two (parasitic egg sacs each containing 300 eggs) 😘
Give him the gift of Fatherhood this Father's Day, by laying your eggs in his chest cavity.
Double double toil and trouble
Egg sac squirm and host body bubble
I need to be filled with enough cock, cum or eggs that I can see it when I look down at my stomach. I need a physical and visual reminder that I am not in charge of my body or pleasure.