Sometimes I catch myself wondering if all these new kinks I've found in the past few years were really there before, or if they're actually things my owner has given me, thoughts purposefully implanted into my head, knowing I'm too much of a whore not to run with it.
But no, that would be silly. There's no way they could just be giving me new kinks for their own amusement. People can't just do that.
...Right?




