#fordsixerpines

[annoyangle]

HERE’S THE FUNNY THING - I’M NOT REALLY EVEN PAYING ATTENTION TO THE PINES ANY MORE. I DON’T HAVE TO! THEIR UTILITY TO ME IS OVER AND DONE WITH, NOW THAT I HAVE MY “”””PERMANENT RESIDENCE””””. MY INTEREST IN THEM WAS PURELY TRANSACTIONAL! BUT HE CAN’T STOP ASSUMING THAT IT’S ME MESSING WITH HIS BRAIN!  HE’S JUST SO USED TO PINNING EVERYTHING THAT’S WRONG WITH HIS LIFE ON ME INSTEAD OF ACCEPTING RESPONSIBILITY FOR HIS OWN MISTAKES AND SHORTCOMINGS THAT IT’S KIND OF SAD!  BUT ALSO KIND OF HILARIOUS! EVEN WHEN HE DOESN’T WANT TO BE DEALING WITH ME, HE’S SO USED TO IT HE KEEPS REACHING OUT, KEEPS CHALLENGING ME, KEEPS TRYING TO DRAW MY EYE! 

SIXER, GET OVER IT. YOU GOT YOUR SECOND CHANCE, YOUR “”””LIFE WITHOUT ME”””” - SO TAKE IT ALREADY AND BE GLAD! GO HAVE YOUR END OF LIFE ADVENTURES AND FIX YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR BROTHER ALREADY! THAT’S WHAT YOU WANTED, RIGHT?

[your-pain-is-my-amusement]

@fordsixerpines

Something creaks in the floorboards of the shack for a moment.

Then, out of nowhere-- A red Cycloctopus darts out from a decorative plant nearby and launches itself right at Ford’s face! Hissing and snarling the entire time!

[steelgrey-angel]

fordsixerpines started following you

“H-Hey Grunkle Ford!”

[blindxeyed]

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“You do?” It was obvious that Ford was having difficulty putting the sentiment into so many words, but he had said enough to get his point across.

Fiddleford couldn’t be more pleased.

“Well, that’s real sweet of you.“ He was a little embarrassed, too, but it was nice to know that the thought was reciprocated.

“I’m glad we’re both, um, in agreement.”

[your-pain-is-my-amusement]

@fordsixerpines

Will has just ironed and folded the Twins’ clean laundry when he had run into this stranger in the hallway of the manor.

“O-Oh, excuse me.” he doesn’t bother to look in their direction due to how Mason’s boxers fall off as soon as he collides with this other-dimensional visitor and he has to set the baskets stacked on top of each other onto the floor briefly before he bends over to pick up the boxers.

And, once he stands back up and finishes refolding the boxers; he finally has the chance to make eye contact with--

...

“S-Stanford?” his voice breaks a little as his eye widens and his pointed ears go down in confusion. Oh, no. Is he going to be tortured for bumping into his... Erm... Is this his Master Stanford? He looks down at the trenchcoat and sweater combo before looking back at the other’s face with an incredibly confused expression on his face.

[advnterccs-archive]

🎄❄🌨 — winter theme sentence | prompt starters || accepting

@fordsixerpines sent; "If I have to hear that song one more time I swear, I'm going to lose it."

Elbows deep inside of the interdimensional being, covered in a plasma substance that smelled similar to candy canes, Rick looked over at the man standing next to him. His eyes momentarily off the creature that looked as if came from some mash-up of different holiday specials that aired on TV.

"Y-Yeah, well, j-just be glad it sounds like a fucking Mariah Carey song instead of, you know, a-actual fucking screams," He put his attention back onto the task.

Carefully he began pulling out glittery ribbon out from the creature, a shimmering type of fabric and it glistened perfectly under the lights. Next, he moved on to grab perfectly made bows. Iridescent and gleaming with a glowing finish. It's safe to say that no one could get those types of decorations any where else.

"Besides, we're doing this for your grand-niece, right? S-Something about her wanting to make the best Christmas ever o-or some shit like that," He took another quick glance, pulling out another piece of fancy decoration that acted as the creatures inner organs. "S-So fuckin' deal with it."

If he were being honest, he only half-listened. This was merely an excuse for him to kill said creature from the dimension they stole it from. Perhaps an attempt to really make a statement of how much this season bothered him.

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send me 💬, and i’ll use a line from a sentence meme i’ve reblogged to make a starter for you. || accepting

@fordsixerpines sent; 💬

Eyes go wide as Rick paused. He searched the other's face for any hint of understanding at what he just explained. When he didn't find any, he sighed.

"Okay, okay, I’m sorry. It’s a bad analogy." Both of his hands push the air as an attempt to quickly explain what he meant. "But, y-you know what I mean, right? What we have to do in order to get out of this mess."

[stolenciphers]

“No, I will get you some ice for that. You say sat down.”

Will whined softly, following the order. "I-I'm fine I promise, s-sir.. it is N-Nothing.." Well it should be nothing. The bruise that was spread across his right cheek bone was the least of his worries when it came to damage done to him currently. But it had been his fault, he hadn't listened. It was unfortunate really that he had misbehaved enough to gain a strike across his face.