ASK BILL CIPHER - BUT YOU'LL REGRET ASKING!

YOU THINK I'M KIDDING, DON'T YOU. YOU THINK THIS IS A "GAME" AND THIS IS ALL JUST "FICTION". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAWHEEZEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[annoyangle]

THERE'S A UNIVERSE WHERE I'M A POLITICAL PRISONER OF A CORRUPT REGIME POWERED BY AN INDIFFERENT SALAMANDER WHO FARTS AROUND IN COSMIC NULLSPACE HIDING FROM THE ACTUAL PAIN AND MISERY INHERENT IN CREATION.

WHO JUST SITS THERE IN SMUG, SELF-RIGHTEOUS JUDGEMENT WHILE YOU, AND ME, AND ALL THE """LITTLE PEOPLE"""" OF CREATION SUFFER ENDLESS TORMENT OF ONE KIND OR ANOTHER. HE LOCKED ME UP IN SOME KINDA """BRAIN JAIL"""" LIKE THAT'S AN 'IRONIC PUNISHMENT' OR SOMETHING.

LUCKILY, THIS AIN'T THAT UNIVERSE! THAT'S JUST ONE BILL OUT OF A ZILLION! (A ZBILLION?) I'M IN PRISON IN 80,000 DIFFERENT UNIVERSES SERVING TEN QUINTILLION SIMULTANEOUS LIFE SENTENCES RIGHT NOW! SO WHAT! BIG DEAL!

HOW I GOT HERE IS A MUCH MORE INTERESTING STORY; A STORY INVOLVING A HECK OF A LOT OF YOUTUBE AND PERISCOPE VIDEOS AND KIDS BLINDLY ROOTING AROUND IN PUBLIC PARKS DIGGING UP THE AZALEAS TO FIND ME! THANKS TO THAT LITTLE "HUNT", I'M HERE IN THE REAL WORLD, YOUR BEST PAL BILL, HERE TO TERRORIZE, IGNITE AND INSPIRE!

FREE BEYOND ANY FICTION, I'M AN INFINITE BEING PLUNDERING AN INFINITE MULTIVERSE!

FORGET THE PAST. FICTION IS DEAD. "CANON"'S ONLY FOR DUSTY OLD NERDS AND WEIRDOS IN POLYESTER ROBES! PEOPLE WHO THINK BOOKS MATTER, AND THAT WORDS STILL HAVE MEANING.

YOU AND ME, KID, WE'RE REAL AS IT GETS.

LET'S SHOW THEM ALL WHAT REAL CAN DO.

ANNOYANGLE:

LET HIM IN AND BREAK THE SEAL BETWEEN WHAT IS FICTION AND WHAT IS REAL

Bill Cipher ask blog; read previous answered asks!

MISSES HOME AND CAN'T RETURN; SAYS HE'S HAPPY; HE'S A LIAR.

Based on the Reddit AMA and The Book of Bill

PG-13; no ships, no human shapes EXCEPT SILAS BIRCHTREE, no sanity, a mild swear now and then

sideblog of @dalearmitage

[candycatfalls]

sentient arcade carpet of a creature

[memorycard01]

?mih rebmemer uoy oD

[gravitybrawls]

Who would win a fist fight?

Pyramid Steve

Twink Bill

Theraprism Bill

Voting ended onApr 10

Submitted by @lemons4brains

[annoyangle]

NEWPORT GREENLIGHT? SOUNDS LIKE A FAKE NAME TO ME. WHERE DO YOU NERDS COME UP WITH THIS STUFF? IF YOU'RE GONNA MESS WITH REALITY FOR FUN AND PROFIT, AT LEAST MAKE IT SOUND CONVINCING OR NOBODY'S GONNA BUY IN!

[hopelessrotting]

[candycatfalls]

silly billy

[zephrunsimperium]

[bill-cipher-offical]

HOW'S A TRIANGLE EVEN SUPPOSED TO ANNOY PEOPLE IN THIS ENVIRONMENT ANYMORE

[thatlittleegyptologist]

Since some of you don't seem to understand how this 'new notes' thing works, I'll break it down:

I'm the OP. I'm making this post. If you like, comment, reblog (without comment) on this post, then I'm the one who will see all those notes in my activity page.

However...

If you reblog (with comment), I will get a notification that you did that, but any likes/comments/reblogs (without comment) you get on that reblog will only be shown to you. As OP I won't see them.

If someone adds a reblog (with comment) to your reblog...as OP I won't see that. I won't see any of those notes in my activity page.

Basically, if someone with a large following makes a comment, then they will get all the notes and OP will see nothing. If OP has said something silly because they're, y'know, 21 and it happens, and then someone reblogs it onto the dash of someone with a large following who then dunks on them for fun? OP doesn't see it, doesn't get notes for it, but they're gonna get the harrassment for it in their inbox.

If I, someone with a 5 digit follower count, reblog something to correct misinformation on Ancient Egypt, then OP will never see it unless it was on the original post, but I will continue to get notes on that post even though it's not my post. If I reblog fanart, or just art in general, with a comment like 'Oh this is so lovely!' then OP will not see any of the notes from people reblogging it from me. They'll only see my reblog. So it's possible for an art post by someone else to have 200 notes for them, but 9000 for someone who reblogs it with a comment, and the OP artist will have no idea it's been seen by that many people.

It's killing blow to the community we've built here, by someone higher up who doesn't understand that being able to see all the comments and reblogs is what makes this site the place I keep coming back to.

That's what sucks.

I encourage people to go to tumblr's support page, select contact support, and then in the dropdown menu select 'Feedback' and leave polite and constructive feedback (for those of you who enjoy 'emails worded politely but are a strong 'are you an idiot?', try that way of wording it). They're more likely to listen to you if you're not an asshole about it. I've already gone and done this, and I hope others will too.

[montikettushko]

last year's bro

[thatsbelievable]

[foggyarts]

IM SO EXCITED FOR THE ART BOOK!!!!!!!

and my favorite

[wickedsick]

Which Geometric Transformation is the Hottest?

Rotation

Translation

Uniform Scaling

Non-Uniform Scaling

Reflection

Shearing

Voting ended onMar 10

[annoyangle]

https://www.reddit.com/r/gravityfalls/comments/1rmo7ws/decoding_the_codes_from_the_new_book_ad/ YOU KIDS SURE MOVE FAST THESE DAYS! I ALMOST CONSIDER BEING MAYBE SORTA PROUD OF YA! BOOK TRAILER CODES FULLY DECRYPTED!

[onionsu]

Stan's rent is due again

[annoyangle]

Take a road trip . . . back to where it all started. For years, the true origins of Gravity Falls have been hidden under lock and key. Now,

PREORDER NOW. $55 US. SITE INCLUDES LINKS TO AMAZON, B&N ETC. BUY IT BEFORE THE POST-PRINTING MARKET KICKS IN AND YOU HAVE TO PAY AS MUCH AS YOU DO NOW FOR BLACKLIGHT JOURNAL 3! A SMART INVESTMENT FOR A TOUGH FUTURE!