Knockout was bored. Sharp digits tapped the console of the ship he was assigned to. Making sure mecha didn't blow themselves up while searching for energon veins was either the most hectic job in the world, or the most boring one. Such was the life of a glorified babysitter, otherwise known as a medic. Today was the latter and he was dying. Slowly. This should be considered a form of torture.
The cherry colored medic let out the most dramatic sigh as he leaned back in his seat. He brought up a datapad, looking it over as he mindlessly scrolled through his contacts. He didn't exactly have any friends he could talk to, just "business" contacts. He selected one of the names at random. This could either end terribly or hilariously. Perhapse even both. He confirmed the selection to initiate a comm link and waited paitently for the mecha on the other end to answer.
And when they did: <<I think I saw an updog just now.>>
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