Lady & Gwen.
Gwendolina: What in heaven's name is this?
Ladonna: It's a calendar, Grams.
Gwendolina: It's a filthy calendar.
Ladonna: No, it's an art calendar. Before you get enraged with me, these photographs hang in the world's finest art galleries.
Gwendolina: I don't care who's hanging them. In my house, we don't ogle naked men.
Ladonna: No, we pray to them, right?
Gwendolina: Don't you dare compare the two! My Lord, Ladonna, what has happened to you?











