Jul 14
watch your back bruh i’ll be gnawing on you Harshly in your sleep
- crush
Nom nom nom.
seen from Tunisia
seen from Netherlands
seen from South Korea
seen from India
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from India
seen from India
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Taiwan
seen from India
seen from China
seen from Hong Kong SAR China
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Sweden
seen from China
seen from Türkiye
watch your back bruh i’ll be gnawing on you Harshly in your sleep
- crush
Nom nom nom.
nya?
*a little tuxedo kitty toddles upto him, bumping into his leg*
“Oh?”
he glances down as something bumps into his leg. A tiny tuxedo kitten stares up at him with wide eyes and lets out another determined little “nya.”
“…I see.”
the kitten immediately rubs against his shoe again.
“You’ve either mistaken me for someone else, or you’ve made an exceptionally good decision.”
he crouches down, offering a hand. The kitten sniffs his fingers for all of two seconds before climbing directly into his lap.
“…”
there is a brief silence.
“…Well.”
he carefully picks it up, the picture of composure despite the faint smile threatening to appear.
“That settles it, then.”
the kitten purrs loudly, completely unbothered by the life-changing decision it has apparently just made.
“You’re coming home with me. You look rather smart, maybe you would like to read together…?”
on the walk to the house of lamentation, he continues planning what they shall do together, a childish grin on his face
okay quit your tweak session. let’s find that 10 hour cute cat compilation instead,,, don’t punt me,,
- crush
Oh, yes. Let’s do that.
grins
ain’t that right king!??!! unfortunately i have no normal questions,, i feel like you’d execute me 💚 wait omg would you execute me be honest
- crush
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speak briefly….. um No 😂 ANCIENT SCROLL!!!!! 📜
- crush
I think you’ll find I enjoy reading, so your little plan has entirely backfired. Who has the last laugh now?