#foxan

[acebirdofprey]

Fox, texting Wolffe: I just walked into the club and someone yelled "DIBS"???? Edan, texting Obi-wan from a bathroom stall: HELP IM SOOO FUCKFING DRUNK RN THIS HOT TWINK WALKED IN AN I YEKLED DIBS

[acebirdofprey]

Alpha-17: Okay Fox, what do you want to be when you grow up? Fox: Indiana Jones. -Years later- Alpha-17: And did you become Indiana Jones, Fox? Fox: No. Alpha-17: See not all dreams come true. Fox: But I did marry the female equivalent. Edan, nervous wave: Hello Mr 17

[acebirdofprey]

Wolffe: Hey Fox can I ask you something? Fox: Sure. Wolffe: Why does Edan call you baby girl? Fox, spits out his coffee: Why would you ask that?! Wolffe: Because I came by your office yesterday and I heard her call you baby girl. Fox: We will never speak of this again.

[acebirdofprey]

Edan, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe? Scalpel: Yeah, sure.

*A few minutes later* Scalpel: Here you go. Edan: Scalpel: Fox: Why am I here?

[acebirdofprey]

Edan quotes pt. 1

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Fox: What's this? Edan, hugging him: Affection! Fox: Disgusting. Fox: ...Do it again. —/—/—/—/—

Edan: I made tea. Alpha-17: I don't want tea.  Edan: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea. 17: Then why did you tell me?  Edan: It's a conversation starter.  17: It's a horrible conversation starter.  Edan: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.  —/—/—/—/—

Fox: *is hugging Edan*  Thorn: Hey! It's my turn to hug Edan! *grabs Omega*  Thire: *kicking down the door* What do you mean, "yOuR tUrN"? We agreed now is my time slot! Fox: No, It's still my turn!  Edan: *suffocating* Guys, I love you, but just because I'm the smallest, bar Fox doesn't mean you can be hugging me constantly!  Thorn: But we need the moral support!  Fox: And you're small! Which is cute!  Thire: If I don't hug you right now I think the depression will kick in and my body will stop functioning.  Edan: *close to tears* Well- I, I guess. —/—/—/—/—

Fox, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it- 

Thorn, whispering: Should we call the exorcist?  Edan, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick.  Thire, appalled: Call the exorcist.  —/—/—/—/—

17: Edan gave me a get better soon card.  Fox: That's sweet!  17: I wasn't sick, he just thinks I can do better.  —/—/—/—/—

Obi-wan: Edan, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.  Edan: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.

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Edan: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.  —/—/—/—/—

Fox: Did you have to stab them? 

Edan: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what they said to me.  Fox: What did they say?  Edan: "What are you going to do, stab me?"  Fox: That’s fair. 

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Thorn: Today at 7 am, Edan poured a Monster energy drink in his coffee, said "I'm going to die" and drank the whole thing. Thire: I watched Edan brew her coffee with Monster instead of water. Three cups in two hours. I think she ascended into the astral realm. 17: The survivability of the human race never fails to amaze me. —/—/—/—/—

Fox: When I die, you can have what little I own. Edan: Wait. What do you mean "if" you die? Fox: My unending existence is fuelled by pure spite, that of which the painful experiences of life have rendered me full. Edan: It's cute that you think that death will get you out of his relationship.

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17: We wouldn’t last two minutes without Edan. Fox: So you do approve of her. 17: Don’t tell him I said that.

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Edan: So, what's for dinner? Fox, staring at the food he burnt: Regret. —/—/—/—/—

Edan: If you got arrested what would be the charges? Obi-wan: Theft. Bail: Disturbing the peace. Thorn: Aggravated assault. Tech: Arson. Fox: All of the above. In that order, probably.

[acebirdofprey]

Edan: Hey, baby.

Fox: What have you done?

Edan: What do you mean? I have never done anything wrong. Fox: No, sweetheart. We can’t adopt another child.

Edan: But…

Fox: We already have the rest of the guard. Edan: But look at him *Pulls Fork out from behind the door*

Fork: *Waves but looks scared at Fox*

Fox: I’ll make an exception as he looks polite.

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Fork belongs to the wonderful @starrrgazingbunny Thank you allowing me to use him Ness. You are always welcome to use Edan as well.

[acebirdofprey]

Edan: Did you have a nice day? Fox: Yes Tech: No Fox: Shut up. Edan: A nice day? Fox: Yes Tech: No Fox: shut up. Edan: You we’re supposed to take him to the shooting range Fox: I took him -

Tech: To the park to hunt deers

[acebirdofprey]

I've been doing art for Fox in my AU where he and the Guard run away (The one with Edan).

And I was like What shirt is Fox going to have and I've come up with this crazy idea behind one of the shirts, and it says MILF.

So Edan would have gotten it as a joke for him but the problem is that Fox has no idea waht MILF means. Thorn would tell him it means Man I Love Fishing and Edan . So he wears it to a meeting with his phD proffeser, who would ask him if he finds the shirt funny. This is the conversation and what would happen after:

Teacher: So you're a MILF? Fox: That's what the shirt says. Teacher: Do you know what MILF stands for? Fox: Yeah, Man I Love Fishing. Techer: No it stands for Mum I would Like to Fuck. Fox, getting up to leave: Sorry I have to do something

Later that day

Fox: I got told today that my shirt stands for Mum I would Like to Fuck not Man I Love Fishing. Why did you get me this shirt? Edan: Because you are like a mother to the guard and I would Like to Fuck you. Fox: Okay, Bed. Edan: Why? Fox: We're going to have sex.

I'll reblog with the art when I've finished it.