Sure ma'am but just so you know i am a homosexual

Ace | She/They | Lesbian | Asexual | 20 | UK | AO3: UFOxMulder

[acebirdofprey]

Hi! Welcome to my blog :)

You guys can call me Ace. I'm 20 and from the UK and currently trying to get my degree to become a criminologist.

My passion's are writing fanfiction, reading and drawing when I'm not in uni or working.

I am apart of many diffrent fandoms but my main fandom at the moment in F1. Where I post fanfiction and headcanons on my sideblog and AO3 (ufoxmulder) and post some of the art I have done on this blog.

My favourite drivers are Kimi Antonelli, Lance Stroll, Lando Norris and Max Verstappen. And while he's not a current driver I do have a soft spot for Nico Rosberg.

My blog is a safe space and there will be no hate for any F1 driver.

Feel free to tag me in anything you want, I'm always up for tag games. You can also use the ask button at anytime whever it to be to yap to me or anything else. (And if you have something you want to tell me but don't want to put it in my asks, feel free to message me directly.)

~ Ace :)

[assignedilyaoftheday]

your assigned ilya of the day is doing one of his favorite activites, hoc- jk its actually ragebaiting shane

[darlingofdots]

In the background of the video clip, posted by a fan at the hotel breakfast just before Christmas 2018, Shane Hollander is talking on the phone. He looks tired but he's smiling, pushing scrambled eggs around his plate with a fork. "I saw, baby," he says. "No, definitely, no way that was slashing, I'm with you. You'll get them next time, though. Beautiful goal you got in the first, that was so fucking sexy. I can't wait to see you tomorrow. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Love you."

Which leads to a bit of an uproar because omg Shane Hollander has a girlfriend?? who plays hockey???? that's so on brand for him like. okay who was playing last night and got a goal in the first period, we need to find the woman who has Shane Hollander crooning into his phone like a lovestruck teenager. and the consensus lands on an unsuspecting and entirely unrelated CWHL forward who has never even been in the same city as Shane but the Internet is running with the story and there's journalists harassing her and Shane has to get his agent to call her agent so he can apologise for this mess and she's like, dude, I know it's not your fault, but Shane feels so fucking bad about it, you know?

And unfortunately it doesn't really let up as quickly as they thought because it's right before Christmas and isn't this a great story, fucking Hallmark movie shit, so a very unimpressed Leila (her name is Leila) has to look a reporter in the eye after her team just played a really good fucking game of hockey and everybody wants to talk to her about some fucking guy, you know? so she looks him in the eye and says, no, I am not dating Shane Hollander, I have never dated Shane Hollander, I will never date Shane Hollander, I am literally a lesbian. I have a whole-ass girlfriend. She plays for the Blades.

And Shane Hollander is so consumed by jealousy he almost chokes.

[randomblog1410]

The face Shane makes when Ilya Kip and Scott drag him to the Kingfisher and he realizes it wasn't internalized homophobia or the threat of being out to his team he hates loud music and bars in general

[kimiant0nelli]

[acebirdofprey]

The timing!

I’m reading a fic where Shane listens to 18 by one direction. That’s the song I’m currently listening too!

[cora-trash-art]

Happy Pride month to the top gun pilots

[lookatthe-stars13]

we hc that luca haas was on tumblr (he was an art kid and die hard hockey fan what did we expect) but if he was a hollanov truther he would highkey just be drawing domestic hollanov and game highlights

i can also imagine ilya and shane being on tumblr (ilya bc he saw smth about shayden on twitter and went down that rabbit hole, shane bc he was paranoid about dating rumors with ilya and stumbled upon tumblr) 100% they’re arguing in reblogs over hollanov posts, ilya insists its real (it’s how he copes with the fact that he’ll never get to be with shane, and he likes that there’s a whole community of people open to him being bi and in love with his rival) and shane is in denial. period.

rozander1014 🔁 hollanovstan4lyfe [hollander rozanov rivalry gif set] #hollanov real #the look in hollanders eyes #rozanov didn’t go out to the club that night 👀 hockey-fan0024 🔁 rozander1014 #fuck you no #hollanders clearly thinking about how he’s wiping floor with rozanov #rozanov was too sore from the loss to go to the club duh rozander1014 🔁 hockey-fan0024 #party pooper 🙄 #hockey fan is a lying liar

shane stares at luca’s art for too long whenever ilya’s burner reblogs it tho, he’s subconsciously yearning for that domestic life but he literally can’t handle imagining it, so he doesn’t interact with those specific posts on ilya’s blog

i’d like to think they all found out because luca gifted them art on their wedding day and both shane and ilya immediately recognized the style, and it turns into that spider-man meme

[bloominflowers]

i guess i like these guys a lot 💆‍♀️

[acebirdofprey]

So I just finished reading ‘The Long Game.’

I’m just going to finish crying my eyes out for a minute.

It was beautiful! I’m going to post a review on my side blog as well as a review of the series as a whole and my ranking of the books.

[kimiantonelliwdc]

truly my favourite genre of kimi pic

[oscarjackpiastri81]

Kimi’s Prince of Italy moment 🥹🇮🇹

[mont-ventoux]

THE WINNING MOMENT

[stealingpotatoes]

rereading your own fics/wips is a very slippery slope into finding out you actually have to finish your fics if you want them finished

[acebirdofprey]

I want to write a heated rivalry fic and make Ilya celiac.

[jeffthemagicdragon]

Post TLG, Shane and Ilya get weird questions and attention of people saying they don't "look" gay and questioning their identities. In retaliation, Harris starts a TikTok trend. It's pretty simple: he goes up to a (gay) player, says "wait, you're gay? But you don't look gay 🤨," and they do something in response. Luca looks bewildered at the camera for a moment before playing Lady Gaga from his phone and doing little dance moves with his hands. Harris catches Troy for the video as he's putting on his winter clothes to leave the rink, so he responds by flicking the tail of his scarf dramatically over one shoulder and silently strutting away while Harris cracks up behind the camera. Shane gives the camera his flattest, most unamused stare before giving a textbook z-snap and lookjng back at his phone. Ilya instantly falls into a perfect death drop on the ice with one skate in the air

[qamiqami]

kimi antonelli has been in that verstappie life since 2018 (he was 11yo)