Nov 2, 2024
touch starved individual + touch starved individual = the strongest magnetic force on the fucking earth, good luck getting ‘em off each other
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touch starved individual + touch starved individual = the strongest magnetic force on the fucking earth, good luck getting ‘em off each other
Skeletons in my closet?
Nah that’s just my lanky ass.
some dude: “Stop putting words in my mouth, man.”
the intrusive thoughts: “how about I put dis DICK IN YO MOUTH”
Homophobes beware, you’re in for a scare…
I have a very strong urge to buy and eat neon aquarium gravel
“What’s green, mean, and red all over?”
goblin who’s picking a fight with me: “What?”
“You, in about 5 seconds.”
Two lead drums and a cymbal as sharp as a blade crash down on top of him
the masculine urge to kiss boys v.s. the feminine urge to kiss girls
they’re a solid 8, but
they have to have music in the background almost 24/7 like some sort of video game character