me: you're turning 18!!!!!! wait, no, that's not right...
kris: nineteen, i'm turning nineteen. in october. jeez...
me: so whatcha been up to? how's married life been treatin you? ready to file for div-
kris: shut up
me: :)!
kris: well, uh, lessee...we got married about two months ago...
kris: pet took me to humilau!
me: the beach!
kris brightens up like an excited child
kris: yeah! yeah...i had a lot of fun. i really love the beach.
me: i know
kris: we stayed for a while, but i wish i could go back ...
me: hey, are you still in school?
kris: i'm withdrawing at the end of the year, yeah.
me: you're kinda stupid
kris: i kinda get that a lot














