How Gay I Think The Fallout New Vegas NPCs Are
Benny: Straight, but he knows a good looking guy when he sees one.
Swank: He's a big lady's man.
James Garret: Gay. I don't think a straight man would ever describe a man's lips NOT ONCE BUT TWICE when explaining that he's a sweet talker! Just say he's a sweet talker and stop talking about his sweet honey lips, man!
Francine Garret: She is a busy woman! She has no time for all that shit!
Santiago: I can see him swinging anyway tbh. You cannot tell me that the reason why he escaped from his debt so easily was because of his 'smooth talking'! Fuck no! He 100% used his lips for other things, specifically on James Garret.
Beatrix Russell: Straight but she would probably accept the payment of a pretty woman.
King: Straight, but just like Benny he knows a good looking guy when he sees one.
Pacer: Straight, but I feel like he would say something homophobic on accident without realizing it.















