Directions to Loony Lane
Okay, just go to the corner and make a right at where the old stop sign used to be. Don't worry about finding the old stop sign - there's a new one there now and it looks just like the old one. Then drive down the block until you see a fireman beating an elderly bitch on the head with a Diet Coke. Then make a left. Get on the southbound parkway, go straight for forty miles, then make a u-turn and go for another forty miles, then get off at the exit that says "CLOSED - NO VEHICLES." You'll see another fireman beating the same elderly bitch on the head with the old stop sign. Make a right and drive through the really tall grass until you fall off the cliff. If you survive the drop, you're there. You can't miss our house - it's the one on fire. And don't forget the Frankenberries! _____________________________ Instagram | YouTube | Twitter | Facebook
