#franthoughts

[furiousfran]

People just leave their christmas lights up for Jesus's entire life now huh

[venusforfran]

thinking about a salad full of cheese and chickpeas and herbs and croutons on this cold and lonely night

[furiousfran]

You too can improve your life in a few easy steps with the purchase of ONE (1) extremely slutty spike choker

[furiousfran]

Shit man could those etsy witches get me a cute goth boyfriend too while they've got a streak going

[furiousfran]

Oh nice the hot conductor is on my train home from NY again

[furiousfran]

Tempting fate but I bet you they're going to invent Gacha TV in the next 10 years

"Buy Toy™ for a chance to watch the Rare Episode!"

*Toy™ is $17.99 per toy. 0.01% rare episode drop chance. terms and conditions apply. offer must be redeemed within 24 hours. must have Dippy subscription to redeem. offer not valid if Toy™ not removed from box. not available for residents of kentucky. may cause drowsiness. do not operate heavy machinery.

[furiousfran]

Uhhh I really don't think that's what you're supposed to do with those

[furiousfran]

Historical fiction is like, mainstream real person fanfic

(if it’s stuff like “John Infantryman fights at the Battle of Monmouth” it’s safe)