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France: I'm a hopeless romantic!

Switzerland: You're hopeless at least.

France: Do you want to go clothes shopping with me?

Switzerland: No.

France: Why not?

Switzerland: Because we'll end up spending three hours just looking at shirts.

Switzerland: Speaking of spending, shopping costs money.

[at a meeting]

France: Oh, well. Will you look at who's here~

Switzerland: If this weren't mandatory I would slap you and walk out.

France: I need help!

Switzerland: Okay, with what?

France: Do you think this colour looks good with my hair?

France: I'm a flirting machine with no off button.

Switzerland: Hubris will be your downfall.

France: Kind of sexy of you to say that.

France: Hey, can I talk to you for a minute?

Switzerland: [sighs] Yes but I'm counting. One minute.

France: So I was talking to someone the other day-

Switzerland: I'm going to stop you there.

France: What, why?

Switzerland: I can't bring myself to care enough to listen.

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