#queueba

[cheese-man-and-baguette-boy]

America: Wow, it's really muggy out today!

Switzerland: If I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, I'm leaving.

America: [sips his coffee from a bowl]

[cheese-man-and-baguette-boy]

Austria: Look, Switzerland, let's just say 'I'm sorry' on the count of three.

Austria: One, two, three

Austria:

Switzerland:

Austria: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.

[cheese-man-and-baguette-boy]

Germany: Switzerland.

Switzerland: Germany.

France: France!

Switzerland: Okay, you just said your own name.

France: It was the only one left.

[cheese-man-and-baguette-boy]

France: I'm a hopeless romantic!

Switzerland: You're hopeless at least.

[cheese-man-and-baguette-boy]

Switzerland: Did you eat all the powdered doughnuts?

America: No.

Switzerland: Then what's that on your pants?

America: That's cocaine.

[cheese-man-and-baguette-boy]

America quotes vines all the time, despite some of the other nations not getting it.

It annoys Switzerland to no end.

[cheese-man-and-baguette-boy]

France: Do you want to go clothes shopping with me?

Switzerland: No.

France: Why not?

Switzerland: Because we'll end up spending three hours just looking at shirts.

Switzerland: Speaking of spending, shopping costs money.

[cheese-man-and-baguette-boy]

[at a meeting]

France: Oh, well. Will you look at who's here~

Switzerland: If this weren't mandatory I would slap you and walk out.