#freah meat

[semicharmedstrife]

I don’t want your cum all over my frozen pizza. I don’t like that topping.

J.P. from Fresh Meat - Series 2:2

[hi-im-helga]

Got my derby headshot done after graduating from fresh meat! I am Helga Hufflecrush!

[anemolihp]

Basically, I've realised that we weren't in love. What we had was not love, because yeah, I loved you but you didn't love me, and when two people are actually in love, that's hard enough to stay in love. If one of us didn't love the other, it can't have been love.

J.P., Fresh Meat

[cinnamonspyder]

Little Jeerleaders!

Things are changing in our derby league, we are trying to incorporate the audience more in our bouts, and we are getting our kids together and they are forming a jeerleading group to perform at our games. It's gonna be soooooo cute. So I didn't pass my laps at the beginning of the month, and I get my last chance next week 😖. I don't understand why it's so hard for me to push through that wall when I hit it. It's the I just can't do another crossover my leg will fall off wall. At least now we are doing more endurance stuff at practice. We have also been doing some awesome drills and I feel like I'm learning so much! I know I'm a long way from a really good blocker, because I'm not thinking about anything other than don't let the jammer through, don't fall down and stop being a "tippy bird" and get in derby stance. I'm sure my coaches want to strangle me sometimes lol. Anyway I know this entry is a little jumbled but thanks for barring with me.

[we-survived-somehow-blog]

Omfg. Laurel stucky followed me on twitter!!!! My life is complete! <3