not the other piss anon but instead a piss kink haver and I think you just shifted something fundamentally in me by suggesting puppy pee pads being placed down before/during a scene like ohhhhh my goddddd 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
i have to clock into work in 10 minutes so i must depart but just know im conjuring up Scenarios™
this 100% comes from huacheesecake's fics please i BEG if you haven't already, please please go read them all immediately and report back!!
ah being horny at work, i am hearing you on that one. life is so unfair. why must one have so many responsibilities when one wants to just be a brainless horny slut who can't even control their bladder *sigh*
also please feel free to drop said Scenarios in the freak confessional :)
Don’t know how much of a flirt is it but I’ve been trying to be more horny about piss because of your posts. It’s not…. not? working, but I am. not really there yet. BUT! I have gone from knee jerk revolting to slightly struggling indifference, which as an autistic with a Thing about bodily fluids I feel like that counts for something…maybe? Idk but you’re really fun so I’m giving it my best try
(also like the control/ holding part is hot! But I cannot stop thinking about the insane amount of cleanup that would come after. Mattress are so absorbent!!)
oh my goodness this makes me so happy to hear that someone is opening up to a new kink because *checks notes* i'm really fun?! 🥹
and I think piss is really fun hooray 🤩 but I do understand a lot of your points here. part of the fantasy for me is that clean up doesn't exist 😌 or it's the scene partner's problem lol but also there are some really good absorbent blankets, and also mattress protectors, out there that are pretty much designed for this, or maybe more aimed at squirting and bed wetting... but also puppy pee pads 😍
yeahhh the control/holding, or omorashi, is my favourite too, so so hot!! like nothing gets me hornier than when I need to piss, (something something position of the bladder etc etc) makes me just want to hump and grind until I mess myself because I was so desperate but trying so hard to hold on and be good. like that feeling of letting go after? yeahhh. and also when I need to pee but I hold it to have a wank, my orgasm is 100% always 10x better.
being pissed on is a relatively new facet of this kink for me, I've always been intrigued by it but now I want it as well. same with someone pissing inside me. a lot of it is humiliation of it being so dirty and wrong so you're on the right track there haha but also the dominance and ownership of someone using you in that way? yeah that's that good shit. piss in the mouth does still give me the squicks a bit though, but piss on my face? yeahhh. also on that note, hydrated piss is relatively inoffensive to play with ie smell and taste, but for some, the smellier and grosser the better, to each their own. I could ramble on for ages but it's 2am 😵💫
happy kink exploration!! feel free to drop in with updates anytime :))
I really need to save scrolling your blog for when I’m already in bed because your reply to that ask came up on my dash and now I’m fully distracted for the evening about to come to your shane’s pussy tag (again). that tag is my go to when I’m desperate to come quickly like I always get so fucking wet thinking about him squirting alllll over and humping every surface in his apartment cause he just needs it so badddd
heheheh 😈 i love shane's pussy <3
i especially love when shane is on his own, desperate and horny, needing to cum so bad, again and again, like just insatiable. or even with Ilya, but I think it's more juicy (ha like shane's pussy lol) when he's being a slut by himself and his desire and lust is just overwhelming him.
ok and also maybe ilya walks in on him on one of these occasions. Shane, three orgasms deep, wet pussy an angry red, puffy and dripping as he stuffs three fingers to the knuckle, vibe slipping all over his clit. he's practically floating above their soaked and ruined bed, fully blissed out and chasing a fourth orgasm. and instead of helping him ilya just stands at the door and laughs at Shane trying to get himself off, all condescending and sickly sweet while he degrades him and slowly tears him apart with only his words. yeahhhh
also anon you and I are both gonna die when I release the shanepussy freak confessional I've left to rot in my inbox, I think about it all the time and get light headed, it's like having the nuclear codes in your pocket 😵💫 idk when I'll release it but just know, one day I'm gonna nuke this app with it and you will not be ready
and I hope you've read my fairy shane ficlet where shane comes all over their house. so much nectar. everywhere. horny lil fairy 😳😘
Ilya looks at Shane passed out for 10 minutes and then decides he can't let that pussy go to waste and invents a family emergency to fly to Montreal and wake him up with his cock. " You can't leave my pussy so open, anyone could come inside, I had to come and protect what's mine."
[part 1] ok yes ideally this is what would go down
Ilya would be on the next flight to Montreal, letting himself into Shane's apartment, padding up the stairs in his socks. He'd find Shane exactly how he left him on the call, splayed across the bed like a starfish. His thick thighs spread to show off his slick pussy, drooling onto his bed. The vibrator is dead now, but still wedged between his lips, the tip poking into his sweet hole.
Performing the greatest heist of all time, Ilya gently removes the dildo and quickly replaces it with his own aching cock, a la every great diamond robbery scene. He's soothes and shushes Shane as he whimpers softly in his sleep. Once he's fully sheathed inside Shane, Ilya makes a few very small experimental thrusts of his cock, really just a grind of his hips, rubbing the head over Shane's prostate. Shane sighs and huffs and turns his head, but his breathing continues as deep and as steady as before.
Ilya looks at the smooth expanse of skin before him and wants to touch everywhere, but that would surely wake Shane. He's always so sensitive. Ilya resigns himself to looking, at the dark brown of his nipples, the tufts of hair beneath his arms, the freckles smattered across his face, the pink lips drooling onto his pillow. He's so beautiful, and real, and alive, and Ilya’s. His orgasm slaps him across the face and it takes all his strength not to grab Shane’s hips and slam into him, burying himself even deeper. He can't ever seem to get close enough to his boy.
Sometime later in the night, Shane wakes up needing the bathroom, only to discover that there's a giant russian man sprawled across him. His pussy involuntarily clenches and yeah, there's a thick cock inside of him. Shane slaps Ilya on the shoulder.
"What the fuck, Ilya?!" Ilya stirs, lifting his head lazily.
"G'morning solnyshko." He grins sleepily at Shane, angling his face for a kiss.
"Don't you solnyshko me!" Shane snaps at him. "What the actual fuck? How did you get here? When did you get here? Did you fuck me? I mean, obviously. I just thought I was dreaming!"
ilya rolls away from Shane, groaning. "So many questions from my angry little kotik. Is so early Shane. Sun is not even awake. Come. Sleep." He reaches out with grabby hands for Shane to cuddle with him.
"Ilya. I apparently have cum leaking out of me right now. I am showering. And you will too before I touch you again. I can't believe you!" The shocked anger is starting to give way to arousal. Ilya can see it in the flip of his lip as he tries to keep a stern look on his face.
"Whaaat! You looked too cute and your hole was still hungry. She was winking at me! had to make sure no one else found her and filled her up."
Shane's mouth flaps as he huffs and turns to march into the bathroom. Ilya heaves himself off the bed, stretching and scratching a hand through the dried cum that had leaked out and spread through his public hair. Yeah, he felt a bit gross now. He ambled into the warm spray of the shower, standing behind shane and wrapping him up in his arms, kissing down his neck.
"I missed you, my Shane." Ilya murmurs into his neck. Shane melts into his touch as he turns to press a kiss in return to the hollow of Ilya's throat, right where his heart is beating the hardest. "I missed you, my Ilya."
fuckkk same anon ❤️🔥 your horny reblogs made me come once but there were so many i was still horny and touching myself and scrolling until i refreshed and saw your porn which made me come again 🥺 thank you
so glad my hornyposting is doing it for you :) also sad cause now I want to come again but alas I am at work, shackled to my desk. If anyone wants to have an orgasm on my behalf I would greatly appreciate it 🥲
hi i hope you’re still in heat because it’s my turn now. is this a good time to tell you i’ve lost count of how many times ive come just from scrolling your blog? made myself late for work doing it, finding the nearest bathroom out in public cause your posts just do it for me…
fuck. you will kill me. yes I'm still in heat and this is absolutely not helping. I hope you like the new porn i just wrote ;)
also yay thankyou 🤗 this is the hugest fucking compliment to me. i love you ❤️🔥
Ok so pussy Shane in his cute little panties and Ilya is so enamored and hard and also feeling a little emotionally tender so he hatches his Very Evil and Diabolical Plan™ of tying his beautiful husband down to their bed, forcing his thighs wide with ropes, and cuddling up right between his legs so he can snuggle his pretty little kitty wrapped up so cute for him
The ropes aren’t actually that tight, just enough to keep Shane spread but perfectly capable of squeezing his thighs around Ilya’s head, especially as he takes his time to just trace slowly over the lines of the cotton, petting so softly with no pressure, giving little kisses and maybe a little lick. Ilya drags his fingers down to Shane’s cute little hole, tracing a heart right over top, then they’re gliding right back up. Shane whines a little but Ilya doesn’t stop, just kisses right along the crease of his thigh before resting his head right back in that very spot. He’ll dip just below the band, petting over skin and soft patches of hair before pulling back to keep tracing. It’s warm and soft and honestly a little spacey for both of them as Ilya tucks himself up into Shane while Shane eventually goes pliant and just feels
Eventually, after a few hours of drifting in their little cocoon, Ilya pulls the panties to the side, now thoroughly soaked, and suckles so gently on Shane’s clit, kissing up and down his folds, until Shane cums in a slowly cresting wave, tears falling down his face with the overwhelming release. Ilya, still hard and almost equally as wet, finally leaves the comfort of Shane’s thighs and kisses his way up a soft belly and plush tits and a biteable neck to reach his prize. They kiss slowly, lazily, and in between breath Ilya finally grinds against Shane, past the elastic band and through slick, until he reaches his favorite place and slides so easily right inside and just stays. Kissing, holding, still occasionally petting through hair and along faces and over arms, just feeling the subtle twitches and squeeze and softness until Ilya’s being hit with that same slow wave, cumming inside without moving, staying inside and just feeling each other
Omggg this is sooo warm and fuzzy and hottt!!
Ilya snuggling with his kitty?! Wrapped up so cute for him?! Maybe with a little bow...Taking his time, tracing gently over Shane's panties, soft little kisses over his lips, burying his nose in and breathing deep through the damp cotton. Shane squirming trying to get more pressure, anything on his clit... Ilya's nose or chin. But he can't move, struggling and straining and bucking. Ilya holding his hips down effortlessly so he can continue leisurely exploring his pretty kitty. Going so slow but getting him so worked up that his orgasm just rolls over him.
Ohhh I'm dizzy from this 😵💫 thank you anon and your beautiful brain 😚😚😚 kisses to you baby
SOOOOO LIKE have you considered: ilya does a campaign with calvin klein and shane spends a more than healthy amount of time scrolling through the debauched comments people are making about him online. when they see each other next ilya thinks he's going to have the sex of his life purely because shane has been tortured by how hot ilya was in the campaign. which he was. but shane never told ilya about the other side of the coin—maybe a little embarrassed by how pissed off he is about it.
so anyway, true to expectation they're having devastatingly hot sex. shane is pressing ilya's wrists into the bed and riding him like a bull at a rodeo. saying stuff about the campaign, as ilya expects. like how shane would get hard every time one of the those ads started playing on tv and would have to excuse himself if other people were in the room. or how if it came on before one of his youtube videos he'd have to take a break to jerk himself off. that kind of thing. it's hot.
but then when they're both getting close shane loses control of his mouth a little and starts saying things like "nobody else gets to have this but me" and "all those people online—hah—saying they want you... saying they would suck you and ride you an—fuck... and—make you come so hard you can't see straight? yeah? only i get to do that. only i get to—hah—only i get to make you come like that."
and ilya is looking at shane like he's descended from fucking heaven to land right on ilya's dick and his groans are getting slightly higher and more frequent which is how shane knows he's about to blow in him, and the thought makes shane so crazy he just keeps going—"fuck, i love having your cum in me, baby. i love—love how thick it feels. get to have you in me even when you pull out. you're making all that cum just for me, aren't you? yeah, baby? gonna keep making all that cum for me forever? just for me and no one else?" and ilya is nodding frantically, planting his feet on the bed so he can thrust his hips up into shane at the same time shane drops down. "oh, fuck," shane says, "fuck. give me my cum, baby. give it to me. put it in me." and ilya shoots so fucking he hard he actually does black out for maybe five whole seconds.
when he comes back to himself shane has one hand pressed to ilya's chest and the other wrapped loosely around the base of his own cock. ilya's entire chest and neck and chin are splattered with shane's release. they're both dazed as all hell. neither of them know what the fuck just happened.
then ilya breaks HARD and so does shane and they laugh all tangled up in each other until their sides are aching. absolutely delirious and thrilled and oh yeah, super duper in love. as always.
BYEEEEEEEEE 🤸♂️🤸♂️🤸♂️💋💋💋
M!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?! THIS IS SO HOT 🔥🔥 I can't believe you wrote this beautiful porn for me in my time of need 🥹 I'm frothing at the mouth over it. Shane riding it, I'm hooked instantly. Shane with the filthy dirty talk, FUCKIN REEL ME IN!!! And ilya being basically non verbal in total shock, i LOVE!! "You're making all that cum just for me, aren't you? ... Give me my cum, baby" ??!!!!@?!! 🥵🤬 wow I have no more words 😵💫🥴🫠
you always knock it out the park babyyy 💘💘 thank you thank you thank you!!
